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[pirate_beau]

Attention, tous!

It is my greatest pleasure to announce a new service being provided by the Ouran Host Club. Before, while romantic, our services were rather tame. Now, we are open for any kind of service that your body might desire. Come by and try us, s'il vous plait! I am more than ready to fulfill any particular need you might have

Comments

[indenturedhost]

Senpai, what--?

...Ah. You must have switched with someone again.

[pirate_beau]

Ah! Ma cherie Haruhi! Please, you simply must be the first one to try our new program out!

[indenturedhost]

I think I'm going to pass.

[pirate_beau]

Non, Haruhi, non! Please, allow me to show you the ways of adult love, ma belle!

[utskushiinanami]

New service aside, are we still on for a kitchen date?

[pirate_beau]

Mais naturellement, Nanami-san! I would love nothing more than to take you in to the kitchen.

[utskushiinanami]

Very well then, since it seems everyone will be converging shortly, I'll let you know when your ship is in site and then we can make further plans.

[pirate_beau]

Oh, but why wait until we are close? Can we not start planning our meeting now, ma cherie? I have many activities in mind for when we finally are within reach of each other!

[chameleongun]

I suppose it's nice to know you have some sense of self-preservation.

[pirate_beau]

Self-preservation, mon ami? I have a sense of expanding my horizons into broader, more pleasurable areas!

[chameleongun]

You certainly have a sense for something.

[pirate_beau]

Would you like to have a sense for something, ma cherie?

[pinzutimebomb]

Oh dear... well I suppose at least it's left our ship. But I am sorry.

[pirate_beau]

There is absolutely rien to be sorry about, ma cherie! Now, ma belle, you should come visit our ship, as well.

[pinzutimebomb]

Um, that's nice but no thank you.

[pirate_beau]

Are you sure? I can think of many ways to entertain a beautiful princess such as yourself!

ooc: Fujiko hasn't made the jump to France!Tamaki because he's already French :|

[doubleppk]

Um... what kind of services?

[pirate_beau]

Mais naturellement, ma belle - there is only one kind of service that we, the Host Club, can expand to!

[doubleppk]

Uh-huh. Which one would that be? I'm not even all that clear on what kind of services you normally offer.

[pirate_beau]

Well, of course - I intent for all of our costumers to reach Heaven and feel la petite mort! Nothing else would be sufficient.