The Awesome Paper Club a.k.a The Topper
CONSTITUTION OF
The Awesome Paper Club
a.k.a The Topper
ARTICLE I
NAME
Section 1. The name of this club shall be The Awesome Paper Club, also known as The Topper.
ARTICLE II
PURPOSE
Section 1. The purpose of the club shall be to utilize its resources to be the best and only newspaper club in Seikatsu High School not used to wrap shoes, gifts or other similar functions, to feature students and activities, promote events and other activities readers are involved in and entertain by means of pictures and words.
ARTICLE III
MEMBERSHIP
Section 1. Membership for The Awesome Paper Club a.k.a The Topper is not restricted, but members must be students of Seikatsu High School.
Section 2. A person is a member in good standing when he or she maintains a comfortable pair of shoes, proclaims the awesomeness of the club at every opportunity and brings in possible victims for interrogations.
Section 3. The rights of voting and holding an office are reserved for club members only. All members can vote but only one vote matters.
ARTICLE IV
OFFICERS
Section 1. The officers shall be: Leader, Vice-Leader, Secretary and Treasurer. All officers shall hold office for one year until their successors are duly elected as provided in the bylaws. In the event that any office becomes vacant, for any reason whatsoever, a party shall be held in celebration before an actual election, supervised by one or more officers.
Section 2. Leader: As the chief officer of the club, he or she shall be in charge of presiding over all meetings, give out awesome points and solve the problems with the club and its members. He or she must be awesome to hold the leader position.
Section 3. Vice-leader: Shall perform duties ordinarily incumbent upon the vice-leader including but not limited to being the leader’s underling and gopher and taking over the duties of the leader in the special case that his or her awesomeness is depleted.
Section 4. Secretary: Shall keep and maintain all records of membership, attendance, minutes of the meeting and awesome points rewarded in the form prescribed by the school. He or she shall also make and file reports required by the school and keep the awesome image by being attractive and sexy with or without glasses.
Section 5. Treasurer: Shall keep and maintain all records of fees, dues and monies collected and disbursed in the form and manner prescribed. He or she shall also be in charge of any booty collected, received or won by any member of the club which can be kept as club secret.
Section 6. The Club shall select a member to represent the club on the Inter Club Council unless it is obvious that the leader can be thrown in with the dogs.
Section 7. To be eligible for office, candidates should be able to walk on two legs, have a head with real or fake hair or something to cover it with, one or more eyes or substitute, the ability to hear, feel and write, otherwise, brain waves and a means of communication will suffice.
ARTICLE V
MEETINGS
Section 1. Regular meetings shall be held regularly every Friday after regular classes.
Section 2. Special meetings may be called by the club leader or secretary upon request by members. No notice is required provided that they make sure that the meeting occurs at night as waking members from their peaceful sleep is always a fun and challenging activity.
Section 3. Awesome meetings shall be held on the awesome day of the week as designated by the awesome leader.
Section 4. A quorum of one third (1/3) of the members and officers in good standing shall be necessary to conduct a regular or annual meeting of the club.
Section 5. Special meetings require that all requesting members and secretary attend. The club leader is not obligated to join a special meeting, informed or not.
Sub-section 1. If the club leader was not part of a special meeting, one attendee will be chosen to inform the club leader the day after about how much fun everyone had without him or her.
Section 6. Awesome meetings are only for awesome members chosen by the awesome leader.
Section 7. In the case of overlapping meeting schedules, the priority system will be used: Awesome Meetings > Special Meetings > Tea Time > Regular Meetings
ARTICLE VI
SOURCE OF POWER
The source of power of this club is the President of Seikatsu High School, who delegates powers as are appropriate to the ICC, which recognizes each club to conduct its power business. In accepting this constitution, The Awesome Paper Club a.k.a The Topper agrees to abide by the Seikatsu High School policies and regulations, which apply to students and student clubs.
ARTICLE VII
AMENDMENTS AND RATIFICATION
Section 1. The constitution shall be ratified by a majority of 2/3 vote of the members present at any meeting, provided it is a special or a meeting that occurs during the awesome day as designated.
CLUB BY-LAWS
ARTICLE I
RULES OF PROCEDURE
The club shall be guided in its procedures by Seikatsu’s Rules when no other rules have been specifically established in the by-laws or constitution.
ARTICLE II
DUTIES OF OFFICERS
The duties of the officers shall be:
1. Inter Club Council (ICC) Representative:
a) Attends ICC meetings
b) Coordinate club events with campus calendar
c) Participate in ICC activities whatever they may be
2. The Leader shall:
a) Preside over club meetings
b) Be the sacrificial lamb
c) Award awesome points
3. The Vice-leader shall:
a) Keep the morale high by providing juice
b) Recruit underlings for the leader
c) Keep the leader in line
4. The Secretary shall:
a) Wear glasses and miniskirts at all meetings regardless of gender
b) Keep track of the how many times ‘awesome’ has been said by any member
5. The Treasurer shall:
a) Be in charge handling the club funds
b) Provide the food and beverages for each awesome meeting
ARTICLE III
All funds to which the public or members have contributed for the specific purpose of financing activities of the club shall be used solely for any purpose The Awesome Paper Club a.k.a The Topper sees fit. A separate record for such funds shall be maintained.
ARTICLE IV
ELECTION/OFFICERS SELECTION
Section 1. Nominations shall be made by any student or faculty. They shall select at least one nominee for each office.
Section 2. Election for new officers shall be conducted by electronic poll but only one vote matters.
Section 3. Votes will be counted by how many times the word awesome was said in reference to the nominee/s.
Section 4. All officers shall assume the responsibilities of their respective offices whenever convenient.
(ooc: This is just an attempt at satire. I'm not a geek or anything o_o; It just seemed interesting. I left some out and made up a lot of other stuff of course... X3 This was meant to be a joke and was left uhm.. unpolished~ Besides who's going to read all of this seriously? XD;)