Pedestrians: Peace on earth, and watch out for my sis

[pirate_kit]

Well, before I wish you all well... my sister got a car. Please all drivers and pedestrians, watch out. She is out to get you. Really. She IS. I'm not just paranoid. Watch out for a Dodge Stratus in dark purple/red

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[stretch]

I'll second that motion. I worked a 8 hour shift at IKEA last week, and they played the same damn CD on repeat the entire time. I heard it about 6 times. It consisted of Brittney, Christina, JoJo, Jessica, Ashlee, and several other unnamed but preppy singers, killing wonderful old songs. I think my favorite line is when Brittney sings "Santa, I have been so good this year." Instantly, the mind fills with dirty, funny thoughts and I lose the ability to opperate a scanning gun. So, the moral of this ramble it: Come tomorrow, watch out Tokyo ;) Happy Holidays, Hon!

[panther3751]

Which of your sisters? I'm assuming it's Kat ...

[pirate_kit]

Well of COURSE. The little sister drives like a granny (which is less homicidal and more panicked)

[kitsunechibi]

Sounds kind of how I drive, only add speeding with it. O: