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Rules for drunk dialing and texting
1. Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement ( Read more... ) -
Pyrate Spotlight: William "Captain" Kidd
A Brief History of Captain Kidd
William "Captain" Kidd (January 22, 1645 - May 23, 1701) is often remembered in infamy as a cruel, bloody pirate. Indeed, he, along with his crew, has been accused of every crime in pirate history by popular tradition. He achieved perhaps more fame in song, story, and legend than any other pirate to sail the seven ( Read more... ) -
Goodbyes
Ha ha! you actually thought I was gonna say a permanent goodbye? Nope not gonna happen :P BUT, i will be gone for 20 days on vacation to California for the first time in 3 years. It's gonna be soooooo much fun! So, i am not sure how often I will be able to get on here. But I will try and see how everyone is doing :) Oh, and I finally gotfriends to ( Read more... ) -
Pirate Drinks
Fuzzy Pirate3/4 oz. Peach Schnapps
3/4 oz. Captain Morgan
Dash of Orange Curacao
Splash of Orange juice
Shake over ice, Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
White Pirate
The White Pirate is a take off from a White Russian. It has become a favorite of many on the West Coast of Florida.
1 1/4 oz. Captain Morgan Spiced Rum
1 1/4 oz. Kahlua
Half and Half or ( Read more... ) -
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Fifteen men of 'em good and true'
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared ( Read more... ) -
Pirate Code of Conduct
ARTICLE I - Every man shall have an equal vote in affairs of moment. He shall have an equal title to the fresh provisions or strong liquors at any time seized, and shall use them at pleasure unless a scarcity may make it necessary for the common good that a retrenchment may be voted.
ARTICLE II - Every man shall be called fairly in turn by the ( Read more... ) -
Learn to talk like a pirate...
- Ahoy: Hey!
- Avast: Stop!
- Aye: Yes
- Black spot: to be 'placin' the black spot' be markin' someone for death.
- Booty: treasure
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How to pick up pirate lass...
International Talk Like a Pirate Day is Febuary 3rd!!!
Top 10 Pick up Lines
10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but ( Read more... ) -
Memorial Day
Yup, if you haven't noticed (your dumb if you haven't) that today is Memorial Day. This is just one day that we "celebrate", is that even the apropriate word?, the men & women who have and still contnue to serve our military. My dad was in the Army & Coast Guard, my grandfather was a 90-day wonder in the Army during WWII and I myself am a former, ( Read more... )
