Question Time

[pirate_prise]

Alright.. I'm going to let anyone who wishes ask mr. Brewer any TWO questions which i will answer honestly... this could be scary.. very scary.

Comments

[face0rkneecaps]

out of all your friends who do you think is most likely to come out of the closet first(if you say me you get a punch in the face)

i would like to hear you thought on poon tang.

[pirate_prise]

Well the answer to number one SHOULD be Tony Baracca... but it's not. For some reason i have a feeling he really does wanna dip his stick in the notorious female body cavity. Honestly, I can't see any of my real good friends being closet gays.. of the people im associated with... scrolling down the buddy list now... i really can't think of one.. so let's just go with tony baracca anyway... cuz why not?

poontang comes in all shapes and sizes.. and colors.... i think most of you know where it goes from there.

[jerichotvb]

that's hardly fair. just ask nicole to verify my sexual orientation. or i could save you the time and tell you i'm straight. ;)

though one of my friends described me as "a straight guy trapped in a gay guy's body," but i can assure you i'm as straight as a board.

[bobby_bac]

in 3 to 4 pages...describe to me plato's allegory of the cave

and riddle me this super douche.

what would you do if say, god rained down from above and told YOU that the next pussy u stick your dick in would be permantly attached to you emotionaly and physicaly for the rest of your life. what would you do?

[face0rkneecaps]

i would rape some fucking hot celeb thats what i would fucking do
someone life....ana kornacova(im sure that not the right spelling)

[face0rkneecaps]

*like*

[iamtonedef]

1. What are we going to do about APC?

2. Can i have your old speakers?:P

heres a shocker

[professor_riot]

"Gorillas may have tiny penises (less than 3cm long) but they make up for it with hours of arousing mutual grooming"

- your thoughts?

Re: heres a shocker

[pirate_prise]

So basically they foreplay for hours getting the female gorilla nice and wet.. and then they can't get the job done with their wang? Gorillas have huge hands... im sure if the penis can't always get it done... that middle finger can... mayeb this gorilla nonsense is more true than i first thought.. I still say im a lion. just watch me yawn.