I have a new mission

[pirate_steve]

and that mission is that I grow the most ridiculous hair possible. First off, I want a Rat-Tail, one so long that I can fake having a mustache with it. Secondly, I want geometric designs shaven into the sides. Finally, I will bleach it out, but not to platinum, only the brassy orange. Then it will be Cthululike in its horror. Eventually, the

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[usagi629]

It's good to have a dream... BUT PLEASE GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DO NOT DO THAT TO YOUR HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is all... nom nom nom nom... mommy....

[theimitation]

I had the idea a while back that I should somehow gray my hair and shave in some male pattern baldness just to see how people react.