200 questions
1) What is your real name?:: Crystal Lynn Tomaino
2) What do you wish your name was?:: Max Power (I got it off a hair dryer)
3) If you were a pornstar, what would your name be (take the name of your first pet, and the first street you ever lived on)?:: Rose Wasco
4) What is your sexual orientation?:: Bisexual
5) What's better - Silver or Gold?:: silver most definitely. I hate gold
6) What is your favorite food?:: Teriyaki Chicken
7) ..And your least favorite food?:: spinach
8) Do you like anime? If so, what's your favorite?:: I'm getting into it, thanks to NAAMAN AND ALLISON...bastards. My favorite? Battle Royale, if that counts. It's a manga, though.
9) Do you keep a diary?:: I keep a...uh...livejournal
10) What's better - Gummi Bears or Gummi Worms?:: Gummi bears
11) Do you play neopets? If so, what's your username?:: No, and it' Seven_Drunken_Pirate
12) What do you collect?:: Injuries
13) Have you ever done the Dew?:: No, Drew and I are just friends, I hate when he refers to himself in the third person, and his speech impediment that doesn't allow him to pronounce the letter R is realy annoying.
14) What was the last thing you watched (tv, movie, etc)?:: Charmed
15) How many pets do you have?:: Four dogs, a cat, and four...no wait, three frogs.
16) Did you suck on your toes when you were little?:: when I was little? Hell, I do it now. When they're clean, anyway.
17) What's your favorite color?:: If you don't know it then you fail at life.
18) Type up a random lyric from a song.:: "One fist of iron, the other of steel, if the right one don't get you then the left one will."
19) What was the last thing you ate?:: Pizza
20) Are you wearing any jewelry right now?:: Just a necklace, not counting piercings
21) Who was the last person you saw?:: my dad
22) What's the most creative thing you've ever done with legos?:: I made a three-story house for an alien family...the lamps were topped with human heads and the roof came off to be a space ship.
23) Have you ever masturbated?:: Duh
24) Have you done so this week?:: Of course
25) Are you a virgin?:: I wish
26) Who was the last person you had cyber sex with, if ever?:: I've never had cyber sex. I don't see how it could possibly bring anyone any enjoyment.
27) If you were a pokemon, which one would you be?:: Cubone
28) When's the last time you had a backrub?:: Thursday
29) Have you ever had phone sex? (no, not sex with the phone..):: I'm not proud to admit it but yes, when I didn't get to see my ex very often.
30) Are you into Hentai?:: I've never actually seen any but I've heard interesting and disturbing things.
31) What is sexier, long or short hair?:: Depends on the person
32) Would you ever have a threesome?:: Nope
33) Do you plan to go to an anime convention?:: I really wanted to go this year but I don't have the time or money. Next year, maybe.
34) Do you misquote proverbs n' quotes alot?:: I don't use them a WHOLE lot so I don't think so.
35) What are you listening to at the moment?:: Simpsons
36) What color is your pee?:: What the hell kind of question is that? o.0
37) Do you get out of the house often?:: Not as often as I'd like
38) What was the last story you read?:: Hell if I remember.
39) Do you like ramen noodles?:: With the right seasonings, sure
40) When was your last hospital visit, and what was it for?:: A couple weeks ago because we thought my appendix was going to explode
41) Do you believe?:: I believe in something.
42) Do you have really bad luck where undesirable people seem to like you alot?:: Unfortunately.
43) If so, are those people usually mexican/black men, totally mental or retarded?:: Not usually but I've got stories about one who fits ALL those categories.
44) Do you sleep with stuffed animals?:: Not unless I'm in a commited relationship with them.
45) If you could put honey anywhere, where would you put it?:: In my dog's fur. Keep him busy for a while.
46) Have you ever stuck a foreign object in your rectum?:: I can't say that I have, fortunately.
47) Do you know what a rimjob is?:: Thanks to southpark, yes.
48) Have you gone to the bathroom today? Today? No, it's like 5:40am
49) Have you ever made out with a furby? I can honestly say I have. Not the toy though.
50) What is your weight?:: We left our scale at the old house, I haven't seen it in four months.
51) Have you ever had your eyeball licked?:: Nope.
52) What's the difference between a Nerd, a Geek, and a Dork?:: One of those is a whale penis
53) What corner does your mother work on?:: Hell if I know. I don't really talk to her.
54) What kind of fruit are you?:: Banana becaue I'm allergic to bananas and I'm always hurting myself, just like bananas
55) What's your favorite kind of powder?:: baby powder because it's a cheap versioin of transparent face powder
56) Have you ever been gang raped? If so, how was it?:: Whoever wrote this is fucked up. No, I never have.
57) Are you Porkilicious?:: You can tell they started running out of things to ask. I'm allergic to pork.
58) What's your bra size?:: 38C
59) Where are your pants right now?:: I'm wearing mine...
60) How do you feel right now?:: Tired and hungry
61) What is the most traumatic thing you've ever been through?:: I don't know...recent events seem to be getting pretty high up there
62) Where have all the cowboys gone?:: They ran when they heard that song
63) When was your last emotional breakdown?:: About twelve hours ago.
64) Have you ever hit your grandma with anything.. you know, chair, cow, fist, car?::No but GOD I want to. I did hit my grandfather with a restraining order, though
65) Have you ever set a member of your household on fire?:: I set my brother's pants ankle on fire once.
66) Are you uncontrolabley attracted to weapons?:: OH HELL YES. I find them so sexy. I'm serious.
67) How long can you hold your breath underwater?:: I dunno. Pretty long. I'd say maybe three minutes or so.
68) Do you have a fetish with any of the following:
-Feet?:: nope
-Fingers?:: yes
-Hair?:: nah
-Buttcheeks?:: ummm, no not really
-Collarbones?:: extremely
-Eyes?:: I love them
-Ears?:: Hell yes
-Tongues?:: tongues? I like using them, if that counts
-Fire?:: Fire is so sexy
-Cars?:: nah
-Toes?:: nope
-Spam?:: The computer kind or the canned meat block kind?
-Wings?:: nope
-Nose Hair?:: ew
-Genetalia?:: ...uh...
-Lips?:: yes ^.^
-Armpits?:: no, ew
-Whiskers?:: can you say beastiality sucks?
-Tails?:: no not really. i prefer normal people with no extra appendages
-Screwdrivers?:: nope
-Grapes?:: nah
-Hammers?:: nuh-uh
-Hamsters?:: Not at all
-Sharp Objects?:: Ooooh sharp things...sharp shiny things...
-Shiny Objects?:: Dammit, I answered this one
-Biting?:: Oh god yes
-69?:: Meh, don't particularly care for it
69) Do you walk around wearing 3-D glasses?:: No but now I'm gonna
70) Do you howl at the full moon?:: No, I'm normal.
71) Has Hitlor ever attended one of your tea parties and wiggled his thing at you?:: Twice now, I'm thinking that Napolean really needs to stop inviting him.
72) Are you Jewish?:: No but I will be when I'm 65. Everyone's jewish after 65.
73) Will you let me violate you?:: Sure. Who are you?
74) What about penetrate you?:: Not unless we're dating
75) Can I buy your soul?:: I'm not sure I have one anymore
76) Could you help me get away from myself?:: Only if you stop reciting songs
77) Can I fuck you like an animal?:: See above
78) What's the weirdest thing you've ever ate?:: Chicken feet.
79) Have you ever been anal probed? What, like aliens? No.
80) Are you repeled by crosses?:: In a way
81) Does holy water burn you?:: Nope. Unlike everyone else at Rocky, I'm human.
82) Do you like to stab people with pens?:: No, I know that pain and don't inflict it on people
83) Do you own a gun?:: Not yet
84) Do you use it as a sex toy?:: That'd be a good idea now wouldn't it? All I want is bang bang bang...
85) Have you ever shot your neighbors pet?:: That's horrible
86) Have you ever killed an innocent ...thing?:: I starved some sea monkeys to death
87) Have you ever tied someone up and played with them?:: No but I want to
88) Are your bones hollow?:: Well I do have a bone marrow disease that forces me to not be able to pronounce the letter T in plane-arium.
89) Do you own a buttplug?:: Exit only.
90) Have you ever walked in on your parents doing the nasty?:: No but I walked in on my stepmom when she was naked and sleeping with a giant dildo next to her. That was disturbing.
91) If you have, that's just bloody disgusting. It really, really is
92) Can you juggle?:: I'm trying to learn
93) Have you ever loved someone?:: I thought I did
94) Do you love someone right now?:: No, I don't see the point.
95) If so, who?:: No answer
96) Do you like playing videogames?:: Hell yes
97) Can you belch the ABC's?:: Forwards and backwards, biatch
98) Have you ever been abused?:: Who wasn't these days?
99) Do you have big hands?:: they're average.
100) Do you stick out your tongue when you're concentrating?:: No but I stick it out all the time otherwise.
101) Do you believe in God?:: Yep
102) What about past lives?:: Yes but I don't believe that the person who says he is the reincarnation of a great king really is. I don't believe we can actually discover what we were in past lives
103) Heaven?:: I don't know if I believe in it but I sure as hell hope it's there
104) Hell?:: Yep
105) Have you ever gone to church?:: I used to go regularly.
106) If so, when is the last time you attended?:: Years ago. At least 5 or 6
107) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop?: 246 if it's cherry flavored
108) Have you ever had a loved one die?:: Of course
109) Do you think you're ugly?:: Of course I do, I'm a teenage girl.
110) When's the last time you smiled?:: Thursday night/Friday morning
111) When's the last time you laughed?:: About that time.
112) Is Canada really the one to blame?:: Well the country HAS gone awry. Then there's that bitch, Anne Murray...
113) What's your favorite tv show?:: Simpsons and Family Guy
114) Do you have keychains on your keys?:: Yep
115) If you do, what's on them?:: A bullet
116) Do animals have souls?:: I think so
117) Have you ever had a rodent stick it's head in your mouth?:: I miss my mouse...
118) What's the scariest dream you've ever had?:: It's a long story involving a baby, a dead dog, and a naked, self-mutilating ten-year old in a bathtub. Not together, of course.
119) Do you ever dream you're typing on the computer with someone, and wake up thinking it really happened?:: No but I've done that with the phone.
120) Can you operate simple machines with your toes?:: I can do almost anything with my feet, they're oddly monkular.
121) Do you often walk down the street, and the street lights shut off while you're under them, and turn on when you're away?:: Probably has at some point
122) What's your most embarrasing moment?:: Peeing my pants at Chuck E Cheese when I was 9
123) Do you wear or need glasses?:: Both, yes
124) How many siblings do you own-err-have?:: Two. Three if you count the one I never met.
125) Do you like storms?:: Hell yeah.
126) Do you like storm, from x-men?:: What a transition. She's okay.
127) Do you plan on adopting a child?:: If someday I can't have my own, yes
128) Do people leave their stuff at your house alot?:: No. No one's ever here.
129) Do people have sex in your house alot?:: Nope. I'm the only one who has sex in this house and usually it's alone
130) If so, have you ever got them on tape and then sold them to perverted 10 year old boys on the street?:: I wouldn't videotape myself having sex with anyone
131) What kind of cheese do you like to eat?:: Cheddar, parmesan, mozerella...
132) What makes the world go round - Love, Drugs, Money, or the Sun?:: The gravity of the sun, idiot
133) Do you like the taste of blood?:: It's too metallic
What do you think of when you hear the following words?
134) Smoke:: cigarette
135) Dog:: Penny
136) Cat:: Where is he?
137) Crush:: bugs
138) Beads:: necklace
139) Clinton:: Oral
140) Sex:: Gimme
141) Ring:: Claddaugh
142) Owl:: Hedwig
143) Touch:: affection
144) Burger:: Hole in the Wall grill
145) Lemon:: aid
146) Lemming:: Muahahaha down the cliff you go
147) Queef:: ew
148) Jack:: Amanda Peet
149) Cold:: YAY
150) Rock:: Throw
151) Chocolate:: Ice cream
152) Cheerleader:: Ex girlfriend...
153) Boom:: stick
154) Fat:: kill mirrors
155) Finger:: Road rage
156) Uranus:: The dark side of the universe
157) Hideous:: Meeee!
158) Rice:: Teriyaki chicken
159) Balls:: Paint
160) Have you ever said the work Jinkies?:: Not that I recall
161) If you were a sock puppet, what kind would you be?:: One with green hair
162) Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue?:: No but I can put in my tongue ring without using my hands
163) Were you born the gender you are right now?:: Wouldn't you like to know?
164) Have you ever dated the person who sent you this survey?:: No one really sent it, I stole it, and no
165) *Would* you consider ever date the person who sent you this survey?:: I have considered it
166) Do you belive at love at first sight?:: Not at all
167) ...For blind people?:: Thank god I'm not blind like those blind losers
168) Do you snore?:: Like a god
169) Have you ever eaten food meant for animals?:: On accident, once.
170) Have you ever eaten food that was unidentified?:: At a buddhist temple
171) Have you ever gone down on someone without knowing their name?:: Not unless you count his middle name
172) Have you ever recieved a lapdance?:: nope
173) Have you ever given one?:: Of course not
174) What's the longest ammount of time you've ever stayed awake?:: Five days. I started realizing I needed sleep when my blanket snarled at me.
175) Are you a super freak?:: Super freak? I'm super-freaky
176) Have you ever sat down for so long that your butt went numb?:: It's numb now
177) Do you have a crush on anyone? If so, who?:: I always have a crush on someone
178) When is your birthday?:: June 12
179) How many days away is it?:: three weeks...21 days
180) What's your Zodiac sign?:: Gemineeeee
181) What about your Chinese Zodiac sign?:: Tiger
182) Can you speak any other language besides English?:: Sign language count?
183) Have you ever broken a bone?:: Not yet
184) Did the bone belong to someone else?:: Not yet
185) Do opposites attract?:: Apparently. Look at the guys I date.
186) What would you do with a million $$$?:: Get the hell out of this house
187) Are your nails painted right now?:: Nope
188) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?:: I used to before I pierced my tongue
189) Are you getting tired of answering these questions?/ Extremely
190) Have you ever beaten someone with a chair?:: Not a chair, no
191) Have you ever had lice?:: I'm proud to say, no
192) How about an eating disorder?:: No one neds to know
193) What color are your eyes?:: blue
194) Are you lonely?:: Extremely
195) Have you ever eaten flowers?:: it a salad
v196) What's your favorite website?:: www.go-gaia.com
197) What are you wearing right now?:: Sweatpants and a wifebeater
198) What gets on your nerves?:: Some people
199) Who do you trust the most?:: Way too many people
200) Who did you get this survey from?:: A friend of mine