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[piratedan]

Me: I need a boat!

Mom: Why?

Me: I like the water. I like boats. I could go places. I would dress like a pirate. I would be a captain.

Mom: You’re an idiot.

Me: ...

Me: That is true. But I'm an idiot with a list of reasons.

Mom: And no boat.

Me: And no boat.

Comments

[the_bearded_one]

What is it with people needing thigns to be justified?!

Go forth and take a boat!