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[pirateelmo]

Ellen's Doctor (looking over a lab printout): Ellen, have you been feeling lately like you are mildly retarded, inexplicably irritable, boring and unadventuresome, generally uninspired and not your exciting self, and like you have the memory capacity of a goldfish?

Ellen: Actually, that pretty much sums up the past few weeks, maybe a couple of

Comments

[russiandude]

Well, as a fellow active water drinker, I am most interested in how this play ends. They can stop my hydration over my dead body!

[miekec]

sucking on their own personal hydroponic titty all the damn time?
Very well said! You almost made me snoogie my coffee :)

And in regards to the actual content of your post - that sucks. Not very encouraging indeed. And sounds highly unlikely. Good luck!

[mylittleredgirl]

Um, your doctor is possibly the one suffering from mental retardation. KEEP DRINKING WATER, OMG.

[stannsblog]

It's sad how standards in the profession have declined. In my father's day, they never would have let a doctor out of medical school until that individual had developed sufficient gravitas to confidently inform a chemotherapy recipient that the patient should feel only slight nausea at this stage of the treatment.