Poet Sam Cheuk's Misadventures in Literary Toronto

[piratehead]

One time I walked into Abelard books on College St and found pluginthejebus in the back corner, weeping into an open copy of A.E. Houseman's own verse. "So...young..." he snuffled. Then hurled it across the room, hitting the shopkeeper in the head. "Too young!" he shouted, "Why did he have to be taken from us so young?" Another used book store he could never

Comments

[fountaingirl]

What was with him and Atwood? This is not the first Plug-messing-with-Atwood story I have heard. It's more like the third. WTF?

[piratehead]

Well, the way he told it, she boiled his bunny.

[mehinda]

Yeah, but come on, he did kinda have that coming.

[piratehead]

Yeah, but I'm not sure she had to do it in front of him while he hung upside down in a bondage harness.

awkward

[cataptromancer]

I've got no context for this so I don't know. Did something happen to your friend?

Re: awkward

[piratehead]

We think so. We're not sure. It might all be some megalomaniacal hoax he came up with before he had to flee the country.

[rfmcdpei]

That's, well. Well.