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[piratej]

Actual things kids have raised their hands to ask me during lunch over the course of the last week or so

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[bessiemaemucho]

oh my god, kids are hilarious.

[piratej]

They seriously are. My favorite was the spider one. Like, there are a lot of possible options when confronted with a spider in your lunchbox: scream, ignore it, jump up and down in an effort to scare it away, etc.

But this kid couldn't even decide which of these to go with! Needed advice!

[mindmaven]

Yesterday I showed a preschooler a picture of a rose and he told me it was a sandwich. A sandwich. Seriously, how does even preschool logic make that leap? Or what are his parents feeding him at home?

[piratej]

Heh. That's great. Imagine their conversations!

"What do you want for lunch?"
"A sandwich!"
"Great, here you go."
"No, the kind with thorns!"