can someone buy me a paid membership?

[piratejuice]

they have that special dealy where i get 100 userpics.

pleeeeasse? i'll even snail mail you something in thanks. a letter and maybe a drawing or a trinket.

please? anyone want to gift me a paid membership?

i will suck you off and love you forever.

thank you

dax constantine

Comments

[anonymous]

Enjoy the paid account.

[piratejuice]

:bows humbly:

XD

thank you kindly. danke, sehr gut! i love anonymous generosity. if i were to donate to an organization, i wouldn't want a plaque glorifying my name or credit. that's not the purpose of altruism, eh

[anonymous]

altruism? i seem to remember a promise of sucking ;)