Rarely have I found myself in such an ethical quandary ( Read more... )

Step 1: Put your music player of choice on random.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 32 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Bold the songs when someone guesses correctly.
Step 5: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING!

1) ( Read more... )

The flaking paint on the door reads "Caine & Maxwell Ltd." Below it, KNOCK LOUD is scrawled in block letters with black marker. The whole building is part of the "Noble Rot" district near Old Downtown, all up and down Wisconsin Avenue. The building is older than everyone in the city, flaking plaster and creaking woodwork ( Read more... )

I can neither confirm nor deny the presence of a New Year's gift liter bottle of JMo (currently about 3/4 full and dropping) on my desk, neither can I confirm nor deny that I have been partaking ( Read more... )

You gotta find first gear in your giant robot car.

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong

Sex Napoleon came from humble French origins ( Read more... )

So, despite being far sicker than I can remember being in a long time, I have a small point of light ( Read more... )

Why is it that being a giant robot pilot is really awesome ( Read more... )

Heh. Training Day.

Though, subject totally related, work was fantastic today!  Why, you may ask, gentle reader, would this be the case?

BECAUSE A CROW NUKED ITSELF IN OUR POWERLINES!  w00t!

We lost so much power that we couldn't run one oven on even half power, no computers, no dishwasher, possibly no water heater, phones, limited lights, and one PC ( Read more... )