I haven't seen the sun in four days, this is no exaggeration.

I tried to reach out a while back, in a sort of desperate hope. I very nearly died in result.

My end is coming, I can feel those wretched claws closing around my neck.....

I am depress

Today I stand on the precipace of a cliff overlooking a dark and trecherous creig, a great crevace in the ground, daring all who approch to try their luck. "Jump." It says, "jump and see if your just strong enough to survive." I smirk to myself, you see, I have no real choice, I can feel The Fear. An ominous tornado is hot on my trail, ready to ( Read more... )

.....Books are for Homo-Gays.

Tremble in fear! O Mighty Beast, I come. And with me, I bring Justice!

It seems there’s so many different revolutions happening at once it’s hard to know which to be a part of. You could join the technology revolution but that will only lead to your enslavement by machines. You could join the social media revolution, but you’ll end up with eyestrain, and a wealth of opinions with very little truth (this blog is a ( Read more... )

One of my pet peeves is people who wear sunglasses and try talking to me. I can’t look someone in the eye when they’re wearing sunglasses because I see my own face looking back at me. Perhaps if I was a little more narcissistic I wouldn’t have that problem. I also don’t like that the giant bugeyed sunglasses are back in style again. They’ve been in ( Read more... )

I sometimes wonder if the decades of the 90’s will occur again in the 2000’s. For instance, will alcohol become illegal again in the 2020s (will we all have good eyesight by then)? Will another world war break out in the 2040s? Will the children of the 2060s be another bunch of idealist hippies? Who’s going to know anyway? For us to remember we’d ( Read more... )

It's funny, I thought I was trying harder, tho it's hard to know without a compairison...

Ah well, on to other endevors, I suppose.

Have a good day ^_^

I wonder what happened to all the nuclear bunker salesmen of the 50’s. Perhaps they made the transition into selling panic rooms for scared rich people. That really shows how times have changed, doesn’t it? Nowadays we’re more afraid of each other than we are of nuclear holocaust. My own thoughts on nuclear holocaust go like this, “eh, nothing I ( Read more... )

Something that’s always entertained me is thinking about who could be a CIA agent. Celebrities would be perfect candidates because no one would believe it. I’m sure they’re good at sneaking around because they live their life trying to avoid the paparazzi. This idea is what made the movie “Confessions of A Dangerous Mind”, anywhere near believable ( Read more... )