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Its that time again. i have too many ridiculous quotes on my LJ (and one or two that are just good) and i can't bear to lose any. so here is the overflow.
MLK Jr: "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter"
DRUNK HISTORY ACCORDING TO KAY:
"dude. ptolomy has a penis."
"ptolomy and his advisors were like, dude. i fear the power of cleopatra's mighty vagina."
"and julius ceaser is like, whoa. dude."
"i won't eat them though. i DON'T EAT STRANGER'S BANANA'S!!!" - tabitha
"wait, so, technically, Mr Sparkle Pants is a LESBIAN?!?!!!" -tabitha
"sigh...why were all the gentlemen born homeless?" -Alex
FROM HOUSE:
Taub: "she's not a nympho, she's a bisexual. which, by the way, means she's used to partners that don't need a map to find the treasure."
Kutner: "even if you know where the treasure is, it can still be pretty hard to dig up without a...shovel."
Taub: "you can BUY a shovel..."
My Mom: "There are two things I won't do as a mother. Listen to your dreams, and drive a minivan. I think that's fair."
MLK Jr: "Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter"
DRUNK HISTORY ACCORDING TO KAY:
"dude. ptolomy has a penis."
"ptolomy and his advisors were like, dude. i fear the power of cleopatra's mighty vagina."
"and julius ceaser is like, whoa. dude."
"i won't eat them though. i DON'T EAT STRANGER'S BANANA'S!!!" - tabitha
"wait, so, technically, Mr Sparkle Pants is a LESBIAN?!?!!!" -tabitha
"sigh...why were all the gentlemen born homeless?" -Alex
FROM HOUSE:
Taub: "she's not a nympho, she's a bisexual. which, by the way, means she's used to partners that don't need a map to find the treasure."
Kutner: "even if you know where the treasure is, it can still be pretty hard to dig up without a...shovel."
Taub: "you can BUY a shovel..."
My Mom: "There are two things I won't do as a mother. Listen to your dreams, and drive a minivan. I think that's fair."