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WHY i love Weeds.
from last weeks episode, while making
Doug and Deans BIG List of Ways to Get Revenge On That Thieving Deceitful WHORE, Celia
Dean: "Ok number two: we slip some spider-goats under her door."
Doug: "What the fuck are spider goats?!?"
Dean: "Part goat, part spider. their milk has kevlar WEBS-look it up."
Doug: "ugh...so they're like these tiny little goats?"
Dean: "NO! they're BIG goats! with spiiider genes!"
Doug: "well how the fuck do we get them under the door?"
Dean: "...good point...number three..."
Doug: "we kick her in the TWAT!!"
Dean: "...we suck at this."
from last weeks episode, while making
Doug and Deans BIG List of Ways to Get Revenge On That Thieving Deceitful WHORE, Celia
Dean: "Ok number two: we slip some spider-goats under her door."
Doug: "What the fuck are spider goats?!?"
Dean: "Part goat, part spider. their milk has kevlar WEBS-look it up."
Doug: "ugh...so they're like these tiny little goats?"
Dean: "NO! they're BIG goats! with spiiider genes!"
Doug: "well how the fuck do we get them under the door?"
Dean: "...good point...number three..."
Doug: "we kick her in the TWAT!!"
Dean: "...we suck at this."