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[piratepete]

I tore the ass out of my pants today. The entire seam running along my back left pocket gradually split open over the course of the day as I painted the baseboards of an empty apartment. I earned $75 tho', which buys plenty of needles and thread, and probably at least five more pairs of cheap Old Navy jeans, if I were so inclined to purchase them

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[absolutleybill]

You could get the Waits' stubble.

[mocena]

First of all, grow mutton chops. They be sexy. Secondly, I was out on a date last night with this guy that I really like and he randomly says "My SPOON is too big." Then he collapsed into giggles and started quoting more damn Rejected Cartoons and I hit him in the arm. Boys suck.

[piratepete]

Marry that man. Or at least eat his brains.

[ironichris]

i've heard of beards shaped like a pair of pants (to cover a butt-like chin cleft) but hat-like facial hair? (and when ya comin' to Chapel Hell?)

[devlo]

Oh, the olde tymes.