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[piratesbooty]

My boss at the restaurant was kind enough to tell me today that I "have a brain" and always "look nice" compared to the other hostesses that "don't have brains" and "look like shit." I mean, it's not much of a compliment... but coming from Stewart, I'll take it

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[pandakill]

i always use this line when skeezy guys hit on me at work.

(and this actually happened last week)

guy with bunch of friends: you know, i do need a date for the night.
me: sure! but can my boyfriend ride shotgun?

or

"let me see if one of the guys in the back want to do you a favor"

that usually shuts them up.

[piratesbooty]

hahahahahahahahahah yesssss i love the second one especially! thanks man!