'm gonna drink you pretty.

[pirateseneschal]

Five shots of Jägermeister didn't make Valkyrie any better.

Tom cruise is still gom crueis.

Tomorrow, job applications! as in, more.
I'm leaving my goddamn errirs in cause I'm drunk and tired.

Comments

[palecur]

I think I'm just going to have to call to him gom cruies at all future occasions now.

[pirateseneschal]

Yeah, I corrected the first spelling and just said "fuck it" when my fingers wouldn't comply the second time.

Re: nod to dancingshaman

[moonlightgdess]

It does make you forget you're bleeding from your hands. :)

Re: nod to dancingshaman

[pirateseneschal]

I think I love this stuff. Seriously.