The Internet Has a Dirty Mind

[pirateseneschal]

 
Gmail has these helpful little sidebar ads, geared toward the content of the particular email you're looking at. Mostly for things like BlackBerry wireless, Vectorizing Logos, Ebay, etc.

While wasting time at my internship, I looked at an email from my friend Carla. She was writing me to say she'd received the images I want to submit to a show in

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[devonapple]

Wow. Incredible. To think, I was fruitlessly sending my poo-pics to the National Enquirer this whole time.

[pirateseneschal]

There's also ratemypoo.com but at least they don't pass it off as medicinal, or haunt my gmail sidebar.

[pirateseneschal]

You might, actually. Repeated colon cleansing can deplete the body of the helpful bacteria it needs to break food down and use it for proper nutrition. Yum, acidopholous.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/news/2007/11/26/nbug126.xml

[metanomaly]

Hahahaha, holy shit. Only not really, that's anything BUT holy. Jesus.

[pirateseneschal]

What I think is hysterical is that people apparently poo this out, then don't flush, but go get a stick by which to dangle it in front of the camera.

[jojo_kun]

In one of those pictures, one lady was actually holding it up in her hand. SO GROSS.

[pirateseneschal]

I am trying to believe that the two fingers we're not seeing are magically holding it on a chopstick. *blarrgh*

[jojo_kun]

Oh gmail..... Sometimes the weirdest shit can turn up on that sidebar. SRSLY.

That's disgusting. I can't believe that those people actually got a camera and not only paraded their shit around for everyone to see, but actually allowed their headshots to be posted alongside the shit pictures.

I can see doing a cleanse like that once every 10-15 years, but not up to 4 times a year, or even annually. As you said in a previous comment, it destroys the natural balance of your colon. Maybe our toxic culture and lifestyles lead to abnormal deposits in the colon, but there is such a thing as being too clean. Just like taking a shower every day can be detrimental to your scalp.

[pirateseneschal]

I just found it funny as heck, because while some weird shit shows up, I can sometimes at least SEE how it COULD be related.

What I think is the worst part about it is that it's probably intestinal lining holding all that together. Yuck! I think I'd only consider doing a trusted medical version of this if my doctor said it would make me immortal or something.

[jojo_kun]

Maybe they just throw that one in when they can't find anything else that would go. >.> I dunno.

EEEEWWWW! Yeah, that's really scary! It's like a poo sausage! XD Jerky!
Yeah, if it's recommended by your doctor that's another thing entirely. Just thinking about having THAT come out of my body IN A NEVERENDING STRING puts me off it.

[pussinboots]

LYDIA GODDAMMIT

I was just telling someone two days ago that I'd seen all the gross things on the Internet, and if there was a new one, it just fit into one of the prior categories of gross.

So... THEN YOU PROVE ME WRONG. HAHAHAHAAHAHHA!

[pirateseneschal]

Now you must update the list.

After two girls one cup, I think I'm done all gross-outs. That was the last thing I've seen to make me feel like throwing up.
This was just fucking weird because it was gross combined with happy, holistic people with hollowed-out digestive tracts.