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i even fail at being a proper nerd
i got lost in the library.
word of the day:
mezzanine |ˈmezəˌnēn; ˌmezəˈnēn| noun
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and gays are just fucked
pirateonabike: human beings are animals and just like every other animal we have two ultimate desires.
pirateonabike: 1) kill all other members of our gender
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Nothing like being completely disregarded because of the length of your hair. -
Igor: Celeb whore loses steady mating source. Also, brilliant filmmaker dies.
Ingmar Bergman died. Dumb tart's divorce immediately preceded it in the news. -
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Right now you're on the short list of artists we want to work in.
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because i have no geopolitical sensitivity whatsoever
I am going to get a budgie when I move and I am going to name it Robird Mugabe.
TheGreatPigasus: you sick
TheGreatPigasus: sick man
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So how do you suppose one goes about applying to be a chimney sweep? I can't imagine the job requirements being very much.
Applicant must meet following conditions:
1. Applicant is skinny.
2. Applicant is willing to lower self into chimneys.
I can't think of what else there would be, really. I haven't thought this through completely. But I fit all ( Read more... ) -
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Surrounded by loud idiots. Requesting extraction.