Comments | piratesorka: Ohhh the horror!

piratesorka

Ohhh the horror!

Jun 01, 2009 08:01

Had a rotten nights sleep. Stumbled into my shower. Washed up. Emerged clean and refreshed.

Towel dried my hair and then reached for my hairbrush.....not there....not there....no, its not there.

Then the horror set in:

ALL THREE HAIRBRUSHES ARE GONE! Comb is gone too.I have taken each one out of its comfortable little home and exposed them to ( Read more... )

Comments 5

serendipity8791 June 1 2009, 17:39:57 UTC

Were they abducted by aliens?

piratesorka June 2 2009, 02:58:05 UTC

*shifty eyes* Could it be true????

thefirstalicat June 1 2009, 19:34:15 UTC

ALL THREE HAIRBRUSHES ARE GONE! Comb is gone too.

They probably slipped from your hand into another dimension, which was first identified by the psychic at Weekly World News several decades ago - bad Sorka, do you realize that someone in that alternate universe has to pick up YOUR hairbrushes (and comb) because you so carelessly dropped them? You owe them an apology, you do {g}....

piratesorka June 2 2009, 02:57:35 UTC

*gasp*!! Ohhh Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

xsquotessuch June 2 2009, 04:59:21 UTC

I totally stole them.

It was me.

Snaked my hand right through that rip in time/space and grabbed them.

Now you have to come and see me, for I hold your brushes hostage.

*inserts evil laugh*