i like that my friends are o-so-quotable. it makes for good laughs as i fall asleep.

b/c i'm a loser, i'm up at 9 on a saturday. NEWSFLASH just in... i have lost another friend to love. this epidemic is spreading. i think at least 5 of my friends have fallen head over heels in the past few months and are now living with the significant other. i am happy for them truely. and i am glad i'm not them... honestly. don't get me wrong, i ( Read more... )

what is it about decaying, rusting objects that gets me all hot. others have no use for this so-called junk, but to me it's priceless. just call me captain dilapidated odds and ends ( Read more... )

if i can leave the house with a strip club shirt with big titties on it, then you know my rents are not really paying attention... to anything but their own daydreams. i told my dad before i left for chicago land that i'd call him with the details of my returning. through one ear and out the next ( Read more... )

i have a new found appreciation for diabetes, seeing that for the past ten days i saw 7 year olds stick themselves with insulin at every meal. futhermore, waking up to the sound of kids pricking their fingers (checking blood sugar) became like the sound of toothbrushing. diabetics are funny when they're low. like a horrible pot head or something to ( Read more... )

can i get a big "phewwwww" from the congregation. yes, yes. it's so nice to be home among the knomes and white picket fences drizzled with the blood of neighborhood dogs (sorry, for the twisted fictionalization). so i'm back to wall-staring for a few days before i go back to prison. just joshing ya'. it's really not prison, i'm just infatuatuated ( Read more... )

i slept in a fog of flactuance all week. one of my campers has a serious case of gas and i had to have the bunk right next to hers ( Read more... )

it's time to start an occult way up in the mnts. we'll wear funny cloaks and shave our heads. i'll write books translating my predictions of the night sky. the rest of the clan can grow a garden, paint rocks or whatever they like. we'll all learn funny chants and dances that will performed only to firelight. nudity is welcome anytime... then a few ( Read more... )

well, sorry for the neglect-o-mondo. i'm sure many are losing sleep out there in cyberville ( Read more... )

i had a dream i was covered in ticks and the more and more i tried to get them off the more they kept crawling all over me. i yanked the lil' fuckers by their neck so that their heads wouldn't stay in my skin. i think i woke up with lyme disease ( Read more... )