Log post, again! Dino/Hibari
Dino grows a pair and survives the experience (yes, I'm as shocked as you are!). Dino and Hibari, early morning on the Vongola ship when all sane people are sleeping. Rated NC-17 for reasons beyond my knowledge and tradition, but probably more like PG-13. Enjoy, carry on, don't mind the fact that we are completely insane.
Dino: *stumbles up onto deck with a yawn and hoping his brains aren't about to be splattered everywhere*
Hibari: *has already boarded the ship and is stalking about in his natural habitat: the shadows*
Hibari: *looks around for Dino Cavallone*
Dino: *is clearly not looking in the shadows because he has yet to spot Kyouya*
Dino: *goes to the rail and leans over, getting confused when he noticed Kyouya's ship*
Hibari: *steps up behind him and gives him a firm kick from behind with intent to knock him off the edge*
Hibari: *preludes with a warning* Dino.
Dino: *startles and falls over* Kyouya!
Hibari: *looks down at him from up above*
Hibari: *observes the anchor nearby that he narrowly missed*
Hibari: *and the shards of broken glass*
Hibari: *and the piles of knives*
Hibari: *frowns slightly*
Dino: *is very lucky?*
Dino: *scrambles to his feet with a thousand watt sleepy grin* Kyouya!
Hibari: *isn't even wielding his tonfa* Don't act happy. I came for a fight and your men obviously aren't nearby.
Dino: Romario isn't awake yet, you didn't exactly give me much warning! *shrugs* Give it a few minutes and he'll be getting his coffee.
Hibari: *stands at the top of the stairs* I said I wouldn't give warning.
Dino: Well I can't very well ask them to stay awake until you decide to show up! *frowns and leans against the rail again*
It wouldn't be very fair to them. We can eat breakfast first, if you like.
Hibari: *looks at him sideways* You're always trying to feed me.
Dino: *grins at him sideways* I'm Italian, I like food!
Hibari: *doesn't even change expression* I'm not.
Dino: Well, we're just about as bad as Jewish mothers. *pushes off the rail* But if you're not hungry, it's fine.
Hibari: I'm not. I'm not interested in small talk either.
Dino: *laughs and walks towards the stairs* You never are, are you? Hungry or interested in small talk.
Hibari: *looks up at a seagull flying by* You keep trying both of them.
Dino: Well, they're two of my favorite things! Food and talking. *tilts his head, listening* I think Romario's awake.
Hibari: *ignores Dino's first statement*
Hibari: ... *ignores Dino's second statement*
Hibari: *gets pooped on by the seagull*
Hibari: *pauses*
Hibari: *looks at his black Namimori jacket* ...
Hibari: *heaves a tonfa at the seagull in blind rage*
Hibari: *DIRECT HIT*
Hibari: *it's super effective*
Hibari: *levels up*
Hibari: *takes his jacket off to observes the damage* Herbivorous bird.
Dino: *stares for a long moment before biting his lip to keep back a burst of laughter* Maybe we should get out of the direct line of seagull poop fire.
Hibari: My Namimori jacket. *staring at it, his left eye twitching slightly*
Dino: *steps a bit closer hoping to lead him indoors* Let's get that cleaned up, shall we?
Hibari: *looks at him threateningly, lowering the jacket so as not to gaze at the offensive poop much longer* You better have color safe bleach.
Dino: How would I survive without it. *winks and grabs his elbow gently* Come on, then!
Dino: *leads the way to the laundry room*
Dino: *only gets minorly turned around once near the kitchen*
Hibari: Don't stop here or I will bite you to death right now. *observes the kitchen around him, clutching his poor jacket*
Dino: Right, sorry, not stopping! *really wants a cup of coffee ;_;* It's just a bit further, you jacket will be good as new!
Hibari: *you'll get nothing and like it* I wash my Namimori jacket on a delicate setting.
Dino: I think we can manage that! *arrives at the laundry closet, which is a closet because it is definitely not a room*
Hibari: *removes the precious Discipline Committee armband and lovingly places it aside*
Hibari: *makes sure there is nothing in the pockets*
Hibari: ... *hands the jacket to Dino*
Dino: *blinks and takes the jacket slowly, very surprised* Me? Ah, er. Right then!
Dino: *pulls out the COLOR SAFE BLEACH and puts a bit in the washer with some soap*
Dino: *spills soap all down his front in the process*
Hibari: If you ruin it, there will be no mercy from the biting to death.
Dino: *DIDN'T GET SOAP ON THE JACKET, not that it would matter* Er, right! I figured as much.
Dino: *turns on the washer and lets it fill up*
Dino: *is always a housewife in these logs, wtf*
Hibari: *make me a sammich, bitch*
Dino: *WOULD LOVE TO*
Hibari: *crosses his arm, in a very bad mood now*
Dino: *FOCUSES and carefully lays the jacket in the washer and closes it*
Hibari: You can leave now. I have no interest in talking to you anymore. *shuns him*
Dino: No.
Hibari: I've lost the will to tolerate you. *forgives his answer this ONCE*
Dino: *steps closer to him* I told you I was going to kiss you.
Hibari: *frowns and dares him to come closer* Then my jacket got defiled by a bird and you lost your chance.
Dino: The bird was not my fault! *steps a bit closer*
Hibari: *forgot to collect his second tonfa in his distress over his jacket*
Hibari: *wields his only tonfa, holding it crossed across his chest in defense*
Dino: *grins and reaches around said tonfa to cup Hibari's face with his hand* Kyouya.
Hibari: *pushes his tonfa forward and takes a step backward once* What?
Dino: I'm not a pedophile. I just like you. *counters with a step forward again*
Hibari: *backs up against the washing machine* You also like Mukuro Rokudo, a hamster and every subordinate you have. *presses a button and puts the tonfa into SPIKE MODE!*
Dino: *draws his hand back with a frown* I don't like the hamster, she likes me. And those others are different.
Hibari: *smirks at him* She's your type.
Dino: *stares at him* She's a hamster.
Hibari: *lowers the tonfa's spikes and twirls it around, jabbing Dino with the end of it* And you're a mouse.
Dino: *goes oof* How am I a mouse?!
Hibari: *continues smirking, leaning against the washing machine* You're not. I just said that.
Dino: Well, good. I think. *moves forward again, hoping to keep him still against the washing machine*
Hibari: You think? *holds his foot out in attempt to keep him at bay*
Dino: Well, unless you consider me something even more embarrassing than a mouse, I suppose it's a good thing that I'm not one! *plants his hands on the washer, either side of Hibari, ignoring the foot*
Hibari: Something more herbivorous? *glances down at Dino's hands on either side of him but doesn't say anything*
Dino: Which may or may not be worse than a mouse. *grins and leans in, experimentally at first*
Hibari: *pulls the TIDE BOTTLE onto his lap in between them* What do you think?
Dino: *rolls his eyes and removes the tide bottle, then wrapping his arm around Kyouya's waist* I don't really care, honestly.
Hibari: What do you think about the fact that a coat hanger can be made into a dangerous weapon? *gestures toward the coat hangers behind him*
Dino: I'd think that means I need to distract you! *shifts in a bit more*
Hibari: *leans his head back and away* You're doing a bad job.
Dino: *frowns* Because you're resisting.
Dino: I am actually a gentleman, you know.
Hibari: You're not trying hard enough. *pushes Dino's face away*
Dino: Not trying hard enough! *frowns and is pushed away*
Dino: *grabs his hand and takes it off his face*
Dino: *discards it and takes Hibari's face in both his hands, looking him dead in the eye* Kyouya. I am going to kiss you now.
Hibari: Wow. *shit-eating grin* How much do you value your life?
Dino: *shrugs and bites the bullet, kissing him*
Hibari: *grips his shirt for a moment as he kisses him briefly before pushing him away and avoiding his gaze* Not enough apparently.
Dino: I'm not dead yet, am I? *grins a bit, not letting go of his face yet OR looking away*
Hibari: I'm sitting on a washing machine with my jacket in it. *frowns, still looking away* That's the only reason.
Dino: That's all? *runs a thumb over his cheekbone, looking thoroughly sappy*
Hibari: The only reason you're not dead. *hits his hand* Stop that.
Dino: *kisses him again instead*
Hibari: *eyes widen slightly, grabbing Dino's hand tightly in a vice-grip*
Hibari: *leans forward, kissing him but also tightening his grip*
Dino: *steps in even closer and grins into the kiss despite ow, ow, ow pain?!*
Hibari: *lets go of Dino's hand and reaches for his tonfa on his lap*
Dino: *breaks the kiss and steps away, for the time being* See, I can take initiative.
Hibari: *wipes his mouth with the back of his other hand* A small dog can bite all he wants, it's still not impressive.
Dino: *leans against the wall and yawns* And what would be impressive?
Hibari: *slides off the washing machine and puts his tonfa away* Only a herbivore would ask that question.
Dino: Or someone talking to someone very baffling. *shifts to be standing basically in the door*
Hibari: ... *raises an eyebrow* What?
Dino: *grins* It's hard to know what you're thinking! Smartest thing to do seems to be to ask.
Hibari: I told you I hated small talk. *brushes his pants off* Asking is not smart.
Dino: It's not small talk if it has substance!
Hibari: I hate large talk too. *looks at him* Move.
Dino: *lifts an eyebrow* Your jacket's still in the wash, don you want to wait for it? *isn't moving*
Hibari: *walks over to the washing machine, opening it up and pulls his dripping wet jacket out* It's done.
Dino: It's wet! *nods at the dryer*
Hibari: I will bite you to death with my jacket if you don't stop. *holds the jacket up threateningly*
Dino: *stares at him and snorts* I'm not doing anything!
Hibari: Talking. *walks toward the door and goes to shove Dino out of the way*
Dino: *catches him around the waist with a bit of a stumble* I can be quiet.
Hibari: *stumbles a bit but manages to stay standing, supporting both of them* Prove it.
Dino: *mimes zipping his lips and smiles down at him, not letting go*
Hibari: *looks up at him* Keep it that way. *tries not to smile and pretends it is a smirk*
Dino: *kisses his forehead before holding out a hand for the jacket, nodding at the dryer again*
Hibari: *holds his jacket protectively and doesn't surrender it*
Dino: *holds Kyouya protectively and doesn't surrender him*
Dino: *pulls him towards the dryer*
Hibari: *resists, pulling himself in the other direction, still clinging onto his jacket*
Dino: *rolls his eyes before scooping him up princess style and depositing him next to the dryer with a Look*
Hibari: *using his ultra wet jacket as a weapon, he swings it with one arm in Dino's direction*
Hibari: *turns to lift the dryer up to throw it at Dino but decides against it at the last second*
Dino: *is now wet* *frowns* *points at the dryer yet again*
Hibari: *ignores Dino's pointing and walks by him, toward the door*
Dino: *goes to give chase--!*
Dino: *falls on his face*
Hibari: *stomps on Dino's head for good measure*
Hibari: *picks up a clothes hanger and lovingly hangs his jacket up on it before heading toward the door again*
Dino: *scrambles to his feet and rubs his head as he goes after him again*
Dino: *never gives up*
Dino: *and really misses TALKING about now*
Hibari: *in the time it takes Dino to get to him, he hangs his jacket on the door knob and pulls out his tonfa, ready for him*
Dino: *eyes go a little wide and he stops a few feet away*
Hibari: *could win a no-talking contest no problem*
Hibari: *starts advancing on Dino, leaning down and grabbing his shirt*
Dino: *stays very, very still and chokes back a squeaky noise*
Hibari: *tonfas him in moderation*
Dino: *takes it for a minute before trying to catch the tonfa*
Hibari: *stops and looks at him, grinning like a bastard* Funny.
Dino: *rolls his eyes and grabs the wrist of the hand holding the tonfa* Finished?
Hibari: *leans forward and bites Dino's hand HARD ENOUGH TO REACH THE BONE!!!*
Hibari: *just kidding*
Hibari: *not that hard*
Hibari: *but pretty hard*
Dino: *YELPS!*
Dino: *but doesn't let go*
Dino: *he's hardcore like that*
Dino: *just glares instead*
Hibari: *doesn't let go either and glares back, dropping his tonfa*
Dino: *winces since there are still TEETH IN HIS HAND and lifts an eyebrow*
Hibari: *frowns, loosening his MIGHTY DEATH BITE and straightening up* Wow.
Dino: ...Wow what. *stares and rubs his hand absently*
Hibari: *leans in close to him* I'm sick of your voice.
Dino: *huffs* I've barely said anything!
Hibari: *shakes his wrist to try and loosen Dino's grip* To you.
Dino: *blinks and raises Hibari's hand to HIS mouth*
Dino: *bites it gently then kisses the spot he bit*
Hibari: ...
Hibari: *stares at Dino for a moment and then grins at him* Oh?
Dino: *grins back at him* Yes, "oh."
Hibari: *gives Dino a light shove, following toward him, still smirking at him* I see.
Dino: *actually has no idea and just goes with it*
Hibari: *shoves him against the wall* Don't bite me, Dino Cavallone. I will bite back harder and you will die.
Dino: *pulls him in closer, not minding being trapped if it's Kyouya, because he's an idiot* I know that.
Dino: *pulls him up and leans down at the same time to make up for height and kisses him again, hard, nipping at his lips in a way that is almost biting*
Hibari: *leans upward into the kiss and makes up for Dino's unmanly bite by responding with his own*
Dino: *continues kissing for a good while, not minding the bites because, as said before, he is an idiot and is probably going to at least lose his tongue out of this*
Hibari: *stands back on his heels, leaning away from the kiss for a moment and holding his hand, open on Dino's chest*
Hibari: *grabs Dino's shirt and pulls him DOWN to kiss him again*
Dino: *stumbles and catches himself on Hibari's shoulders to kiss him again and is sort of in heaven at the whole business*
Hibari: *pulls away with a frown, and calmly shoves Dino's hand off his shoulder* Don't touch me there.
Dino: Sorry! *grinning like an idiot and drops his hands to Hibari's waist* You just caught me off guard, a little.
Hibari: *glances down at Dino's hands around his waist, trying to decide if he approves or not*
Hibari: *didn't like the shoulder contact because lol broken shoulder ouch*
Hibari: *grabs Dino's hands and slams them against the wall next to him* Keep them here.
Dino: *holds onto Kyouya's hands* Alright.
Hibari: *leans forward to kiss Dino again, loosening his hand's grip*
Dino: *laces his fingers with Hibari's and kisses back, using the wall to keep him from falling*
Hibari: *spreads his fingers in attempt to keep Dino from holding his hand*
Hibari: *is a WACHOOTOO BITER*
Hibari: *Jaykaylol just a normal biter*
Dino: *tightens fingers to continue holding it, biter or not*
Hibari: *watch alarm goes off, playing the Namimori Anthem in watch beeps*
Hibari: *leans back and looks at his watch* Your time is up.
Dino: *blinks*
Dino: *feels like that was like, an alarm clock waking him up from a REALY GOOD DREAM*
Dino: You had me on a timer?!
Hibari: I said you'd get an hour. *pulls his hands to free them from Dino's grip*
Dino: *lets go, but catches him around the waist again before he can leave* I'm sorry about your jacket!
Hibari: You're trying my patience, Dino Cavallone. *looks down at the hands on his waist threateningly*
Dino: *lets go with a sheepish grin* Sorry. I'll walk you back to your boat.
Hibari: *glares up at him* You'll walk me back?
Dino: *grins down at him!* I'll walk you back! It's polite.
Hibari: *picks up his tonfa and walks toward the door, grabbing his jacket on the way out* Bored?
Dino: *trips and follows him to the door* Not yet.
Hibari: *continues a few steps ahead of him and doesn't wait up*
Dino: *manages alright, a few hiccups here and there, but mostly keeps up, dopey smile all over his face*
Hibari: *finds his other tonfa next to the body of the bird that pooped on him*
Hibari: *kicks the bird overboard and picks up the tonfa*
Dino: *smiles like an idiot, still*
Dino: *never really felt bad for the bird*
Hibari: You can go away now. *heads toward where his boat is tied*
Dino: I'll see you off properly. *heads that way too*
Hibari: ... *glares at him as he gets ready to go down to his boat* If another bird comes, I'm biting you to death
Dino: *glances up at the sky with a nervous laugh* Well, let's hope I'm lucky today?
Hibari: Right. *unties the knot and looks away from him*
Dino: *leans against the railing, looking out at the ocean* I'm glad you came by.
Hibari: And? *frowns and continues avoiding his gaze* Is that supposed to be a surprise?
Dino: No. *turns his head and grins at him* I just felt like saying it.
Hibari: *glances up at him* Keep it to yourself.
Dino: *shrugs and looks back at the ocean, keeping a wary eye out for birds*
Hibari: *pauses for a moment, walking over to Dino and kissing him quickly on the lips, yanking him down for a better reach*
Dino: Mmph! *grins and kisses him quickly BACK* I was going to do that, you know.
Hibari: I did it first.
Dino: I'm alright with that.
Hibari: *punches him in the stomach and smiles*
Dino: *goes oof! again and laughs* Alright, Kyouya. I get it.
Hibari: *turns and walks back to the edge* I'll be back to bite you to death.
Dino: *grins after him* I look forward to it!
Hibari: *makes his way back to his magical boat without another response*
Dino: *watches him go, yawning happily*
Dino: *will have great dreams when he sleeps!*
THE END!
Dino: *stumbles up onto deck with a yawn and hoping his brains aren't about to be splattered everywhere*
Hibari: *has already boarded the ship and is stalking about in his natural habitat: the shadows*
Hibari: *looks around for Dino Cavallone*
Dino: *is clearly not looking in the shadows because he has yet to spot Kyouya*
Dino: *goes to the rail and leans over, getting confused when he noticed Kyouya's ship*
Hibari: *steps up behind him and gives him a firm kick from behind with intent to knock him off the edge*
Hibari: *preludes with a warning* Dino.
Dino: *startles and falls over* Kyouya!
Hibari: *looks down at him from up above*
Hibari: *observes the anchor nearby that he narrowly missed*
Hibari: *and the shards of broken glass*
Hibari: *and the piles of knives*
Hibari: *frowns slightly*
Dino: *is very lucky?*
Dino: *scrambles to his feet with a thousand watt sleepy grin* Kyouya!
Hibari: *isn't even wielding his tonfa* Don't act happy. I came for a fight and your men obviously aren't nearby.
Dino: Romario isn't awake yet, you didn't exactly give me much warning! *shrugs* Give it a few minutes and he'll be getting his coffee.
Hibari: *stands at the top of the stairs* I said I wouldn't give warning.
Dino: Well I can't very well ask them to stay awake until you decide to show up! *frowns and leans against the rail again*
It wouldn't be very fair to them. We can eat breakfast first, if you like.
Hibari: *looks at him sideways* You're always trying to feed me.
Dino: *grins at him sideways* I'm Italian, I like food!
Hibari: *doesn't even change expression* I'm not.
Dino: Well, we're just about as bad as Jewish mothers. *pushes off the rail* But if you're not hungry, it's fine.
Hibari: I'm not. I'm not interested in small talk either.
Dino: *laughs and walks towards the stairs* You never are, are you? Hungry or interested in small talk.
Hibari: *looks up at a seagull flying by* You keep trying both of them.
Dino: Well, they're two of my favorite things! Food and talking. *tilts his head, listening* I think Romario's awake.
Hibari: *ignores Dino's first statement*
Hibari: ... *ignores Dino's second statement*
Hibari: *gets pooped on by the seagull*
Hibari: *pauses*
Hibari: *looks at his black Namimori jacket* ...
Hibari: *heaves a tonfa at the seagull in blind rage*
Hibari: *DIRECT HIT*
Hibari: *it's super effective*
Hibari: *levels up*
Hibari: *takes his jacket off to observes the damage* Herbivorous bird.
Dino: *stares for a long moment before biting his lip to keep back a burst of laughter* Maybe we should get out of the direct line of seagull poop fire.
Hibari: My Namimori jacket. *staring at it, his left eye twitching slightly*
Dino: *steps a bit closer hoping to lead him indoors* Let's get that cleaned up, shall we?
Hibari: *looks at him threateningly, lowering the jacket so as not to gaze at the offensive poop much longer* You better have color safe bleach.
Dino: How would I survive without it. *winks and grabs his elbow gently* Come on, then!
Dino: *leads the way to the laundry room*
Dino: *only gets minorly turned around once near the kitchen*
Hibari: Don't stop here or I will bite you to death right now. *observes the kitchen around him, clutching his poor jacket*
Dino: Right, sorry, not stopping! *really wants a cup of coffee ;_;* It's just a bit further, you jacket will be good as new!
Hibari: *you'll get nothing and like it* I wash my Namimori jacket on a delicate setting.
Dino: I think we can manage that! *arrives at the laundry closet, which is a closet because it is definitely not a room*
Hibari: *removes the precious Discipline Committee armband and lovingly places it aside*
Hibari: *makes sure there is nothing in the pockets*
Hibari: ... *hands the jacket to Dino*
Dino: *blinks and takes the jacket slowly, very surprised* Me? Ah, er. Right then!
Dino: *pulls out the COLOR SAFE BLEACH and puts a bit in the washer with some soap*
Dino: *spills soap all down his front in the process*
Hibari: If you ruin it, there will be no mercy from the biting to death.
Dino: *DIDN'T GET SOAP ON THE JACKET, not that it would matter* Er, right! I figured as much.
Dino: *turns on the washer and lets it fill up*
Dino: *is always a housewife in these logs, wtf*
Hibari: *make me a sammich, bitch*
Dino: *WOULD LOVE TO*
Hibari: *crosses his arm, in a very bad mood now*
Dino: *FOCUSES and carefully lays the jacket in the washer and closes it*
Hibari: You can leave now. I have no interest in talking to you anymore. *shuns him*
Dino: No.
Hibari: I've lost the will to tolerate you. *forgives his answer this ONCE*
Dino: *steps closer to him* I told you I was going to kiss you.
Hibari: *frowns and dares him to come closer* Then my jacket got defiled by a bird and you lost your chance.
Dino: The bird was not my fault! *steps a bit closer*
Hibari: *forgot to collect his second tonfa in his distress over his jacket*
Hibari: *wields his only tonfa, holding it crossed across his chest in defense*
Dino: *grins and reaches around said tonfa to cup Hibari's face with his hand* Kyouya.
Hibari: *pushes his tonfa forward and takes a step backward once* What?
Dino: I'm not a pedophile. I just like you. *counters with a step forward again*
Hibari: *backs up against the washing machine* You also like Mukuro Rokudo, a hamster and every subordinate you have. *presses a button and puts the tonfa into SPIKE MODE!*
Dino: *draws his hand back with a frown* I don't like the hamster, she likes me. And those others are different.
Hibari: *smirks at him* She's your type.
Dino: *stares at him* She's a hamster.
Hibari: *lowers the tonfa's spikes and twirls it around, jabbing Dino with the end of it* And you're a mouse.
Dino: *goes oof* How am I a mouse?!
Hibari: *continues smirking, leaning against the washing machine* You're not. I just said that.
Dino: Well, good. I think. *moves forward again, hoping to keep him still against the washing machine*
Hibari: You think? *holds his foot out in attempt to keep him at bay*
Dino: Well, unless you consider me something even more embarrassing than a mouse, I suppose it's a good thing that I'm not one! *plants his hands on the washer, either side of Hibari, ignoring the foot*
Hibari: Something more herbivorous? *glances down at Dino's hands on either side of him but doesn't say anything*
Dino: Which may or may not be worse than a mouse. *grins and leans in, experimentally at first*
Hibari: *pulls the TIDE BOTTLE onto his lap in between them* What do you think?
Dino: *rolls his eyes and removes the tide bottle, then wrapping his arm around Kyouya's waist* I don't really care, honestly.
Hibari: What do you think about the fact that a coat hanger can be made into a dangerous weapon? *gestures toward the coat hangers behind him*
Dino: I'd think that means I need to distract you! *shifts in a bit more*
Hibari: *leans his head back and away* You're doing a bad job.
Dino: *frowns* Because you're resisting.
Dino: I am actually a gentleman, you know.
Hibari: You're not trying hard enough. *pushes Dino's face away*
Dino: Not trying hard enough! *frowns and is pushed away*
Dino: *grabs his hand and takes it off his face*
Dino: *discards it and takes Hibari's face in both his hands, looking him dead in the eye* Kyouya. I am going to kiss you now.
Hibari: Wow. *shit-eating grin* How much do you value your life?
Dino: *shrugs and bites the bullet, kissing him*
Hibari: *grips his shirt for a moment as he kisses him briefly before pushing him away and avoiding his gaze* Not enough apparently.
Dino: I'm not dead yet, am I? *grins a bit, not letting go of his face yet OR looking away*
Hibari: I'm sitting on a washing machine with my jacket in it. *frowns, still looking away* That's the only reason.
Dino: That's all? *runs a thumb over his cheekbone, looking thoroughly sappy*
Hibari: The only reason you're not dead. *hits his hand* Stop that.
Dino: *kisses him again instead*
Hibari: *eyes widen slightly, grabbing Dino's hand tightly in a vice-grip*
Hibari: *leans forward, kissing him but also tightening his grip*
Dino: *steps in even closer and grins into the kiss despite ow, ow, ow pain?!*
Hibari: *lets go of Dino's hand and reaches for his tonfa on his lap*
Dino: *breaks the kiss and steps away, for the time being* See, I can take initiative.
Hibari: *wipes his mouth with the back of his other hand* A small dog can bite all he wants, it's still not impressive.
Dino: *leans against the wall and yawns* And what would be impressive?
Hibari: *slides off the washing machine and puts his tonfa away* Only a herbivore would ask that question.
Dino: Or someone talking to someone very baffling. *shifts to be standing basically in the door*
Hibari: ... *raises an eyebrow* What?
Dino: *grins* It's hard to know what you're thinking! Smartest thing to do seems to be to ask.
Hibari: I told you I hated small talk. *brushes his pants off* Asking is not smart.
Dino: It's not small talk if it has substance!
Hibari: I hate large talk too. *looks at him* Move.
Dino: *lifts an eyebrow* Your jacket's still in the wash, don you want to wait for it? *isn't moving*
Hibari: *walks over to the washing machine, opening it up and pulls his dripping wet jacket out* It's done.
Dino: It's wet! *nods at the dryer*
Hibari: I will bite you to death with my jacket if you don't stop. *holds the jacket up threateningly*
Dino: *stares at him and snorts* I'm not doing anything!
Hibari: Talking. *walks toward the door and goes to shove Dino out of the way*
Dino: *catches him around the waist with a bit of a stumble* I can be quiet.
Hibari: *stumbles a bit but manages to stay standing, supporting both of them* Prove it.
Dino: *mimes zipping his lips and smiles down at him, not letting go*
Hibari: *looks up at him* Keep it that way. *tries not to smile and pretends it is a smirk*
Dino: *kisses his forehead before holding out a hand for the jacket, nodding at the dryer again*
Hibari: *holds his jacket protectively and doesn't surrender it*
Dino: *holds Kyouya protectively and doesn't surrender him*
Dino: *pulls him towards the dryer*
Hibari: *resists, pulling himself in the other direction, still clinging onto his jacket*
Dino: *rolls his eyes before scooping him up princess style and depositing him next to the dryer with a Look*
Hibari: *using his ultra wet jacket as a weapon, he swings it with one arm in Dino's direction*
Hibari: *turns to lift the dryer up to throw it at Dino but decides against it at the last second*
Dino: *is now wet* *frowns* *points at the dryer yet again*
Hibari: *ignores Dino's pointing and walks by him, toward the door*
Dino: *goes to give chase--!*
Dino: *falls on his face*
Hibari: *stomps on Dino's head for good measure*
Hibari: *picks up a clothes hanger and lovingly hangs his jacket up on it before heading toward the door again*
Dino: *scrambles to his feet and rubs his head as he goes after him again*
Dino: *never gives up*
Dino: *and really misses TALKING about now*
Hibari: *in the time it takes Dino to get to him, he hangs his jacket on the door knob and pulls out his tonfa, ready for him*
Dino: *eyes go a little wide and he stops a few feet away*
Hibari: *could win a no-talking contest no problem*
Hibari: *starts advancing on Dino, leaning down and grabbing his shirt*
Dino: *stays very, very still and chokes back a squeaky noise*
Hibari: *tonfas him in moderation*
Dino: *takes it for a minute before trying to catch the tonfa*
Hibari: *stops and looks at him, grinning like a bastard* Funny.
Dino: *rolls his eyes and grabs the wrist of the hand holding the tonfa* Finished?
Hibari: *leans forward and bites Dino's hand HARD ENOUGH TO REACH THE BONE!!!*
Hibari: *just kidding*
Hibari: *not that hard*
Hibari: *but pretty hard*
Dino: *YELPS!*
Dino: *but doesn't let go*
Dino: *he's hardcore like that*
Dino: *just glares instead*
Hibari: *doesn't let go either and glares back, dropping his tonfa*
Dino: *winces since there are still TEETH IN HIS HAND and lifts an eyebrow*
Hibari: *frowns, loosening his MIGHTY DEATH BITE and straightening up* Wow.
Dino: ...Wow what. *stares and rubs his hand absently*
Hibari: *leans in close to him* I'm sick of your voice.
Dino: *huffs* I've barely said anything!
Hibari: *shakes his wrist to try and loosen Dino's grip* To you.
Dino: *blinks and raises Hibari's hand to HIS mouth*
Dino: *bites it gently then kisses the spot he bit*
Hibari: ...
Hibari: *stares at Dino for a moment and then grins at him* Oh?
Dino: *grins back at him* Yes, "oh."
Hibari: *gives Dino a light shove, following toward him, still smirking at him* I see.
Dino: *actually has no idea and just goes with it*
Hibari: *shoves him against the wall* Don't bite me, Dino Cavallone. I will bite back harder and you will die.
Dino: *pulls him in closer, not minding being trapped if it's Kyouya, because he's an idiot* I know that.
Dino: *pulls him up and leans down at the same time to make up for height and kisses him again, hard, nipping at his lips in a way that is almost biting*
Hibari: *leans upward into the kiss and makes up for Dino's unmanly bite by responding with his own*
Dino: *continues kissing for a good while, not minding the bites because, as said before, he is an idiot and is probably going to at least lose his tongue out of this*
Hibari: *stands back on his heels, leaning away from the kiss for a moment and holding his hand, open on Dino's chest*
Hibari: *grabs Dino's shirt and pulls him DOWN to kiss him again*
Dino: *stumbles and catches himself on Hibari's shoulders to kiss him again and is sort of in heaven at the whole business*
Hibari: *pulls away with a frown, and calmly shoves Dino's hand off his shoulder* Don't touch me there.
Dino: Sorry! *grinning like an idiot and drops his hands to Hibari's waist* You just caught me off guard, a little.
Hibari: *glances down at Dino's hands around his waist, trying to decide if he approves or not*
Hibari: *didn't like the shoulder contact because lol broken shoulder ouch*
Hibari: *grabs Dino's hands and slams them against the wall next to him* Keep them here.
Dino: *holds onto Kyouya's hands* Alright.
Hibari: *leans forward to kiss Dino again, loosening his hand's grip*
Dino: *laces his fingers with Hibari's and kisses back, using the wall to keep him from falling*
Hibari: *spreads his fingers in attempt to keep Dino from holding his hand*
Hibari: *is a WACHOOTOO BITER*
Hibari: *Jaykaylol just a normal biter*
Dino: *tightens fingers to continue holding it, biter or not*
Hibari: *watch alarm goes off, playing the Namimori Anthem in watch beeps*
Hibari: *leans back and looks at his watch* Your time is up.
Dino: *blinks*
Dino: *feels like that was like, an alarm clock waking him up from a REALY GOOD DREAM*
Dino: You had me on a timer?!
Hibari: I said you'd get an hour. *pulls his hands to free them from Dino's grip*
Dino: *lets go, but catches him around the waist again before he can leave* I'm sorry about your jacket!
Hibari: You're trying my patience, Dino Cavallone. *looks down at the hands on his waist threateningly*
Dino: *lets go with a sheepish grin* Sorry. I'll walk you back to your boat.
Hibari: *glares up at him* You'll walk me back?
Dino: *grins down at him!* I'll walk you back! It's polite.
Hibari: *picks up his tonfa and walks toward the door, grabbing his jacket on the way out* Bored?
Dino: *trips and follows him to the door* Not yet.
Hibari: *continues a few steps ahead of him and doesn't wait up*
Dino: *manages alright, a few hiccups here and there, but mostly keeps up, dopey smile all over his face*
Hibari: *finds his other tonfa next to the body of the bird that pooped on him*
Hibari: *kicks the bird overboard and picks up the tonfa*
Dino: *smiles like an idiot, still*
Dino: *never really felt bad for the bird*
Hibari: You can go away now. *heads toward where his boat is tied*
Dino: I'll see you off properly. *heads that way too*
Hibari: ... *glares at him as he gets ready to go down to his boat* If another bird comes, I'm biting you to death
Dino: *glances up at the sky with a nervous laugh* Well, let's hope I'm lucky today?
Hibari: Right. *unties the knot and looks away from him*
Dino: *leans against the railing, looking out at the ocean* I'm glad you came by.
Hibari: And? *frowns and continues avoiding his gaze* Is that supposed to be a surprise?
Dino: No. *turns his head and grins at him* I just felt like saying it.
Hibari: *glances up at him* Keep it to yourself.
Dino: *shrugs and looks back at the ocean, keeping a wary eye out for birds*
Hibari: *pauses for a moment, walking over to Dino and kissing him quickly on the lips, yanking him down for a better reach*
Dino: Mmph! *grins and kisses him quickly BACK* I was going to do that, you know.
Hibari: I did it first.
Dino: I'm alright with that.
Hibari: *punches him in the stomach and smiles*
Dino: *goes oof! again and laughs* Alright, Kyouya. I get it.
Hibari: *turns and walks back to the edge* I'll be back to bite you to death.
Dino: *grins after him* I look forward to it!
Hibari: *makes his way back to his magical boat without another response*
Dino: *watches him go, yawning happily*
Dino: *will have great dreams when he sleeps!*
THE END!