You're in the store, standing in the express lane (ten items or less), and the guy in front of you, being checked out now, clearly has more than ten items. You're in a rush, you need to get these three items (a box of tampons, a bag of chocolate and a gallon tup of Cherry Chocolate Bordeaux Icecream) home (either for you or your wife, whichever). ( Read more... )

Hey hey hey losers I know you love me but you can't see whats in my mind if you're not a friend. So. If you know me, and I'll remember your name trust me they aren't hard to forget, I'll definitely have you added ( Read more... )