Fic: Rarely Pure and Never Simple (aka WHATISTHISIDON'TEVEN)

[pirateyes]

Title: Rarely Pure and Never Simple
Author: pirateyes
Rating: PG
Pairing: Simon Pegg/Robert Pattinson (or Spattz if you like lolarious port-manteaus)
Words: 1100
Disclaimer: Not a word of truth to any of it. Well maybe a word, but I couldn't tell you which one.
Summary: Simon and Robert, a London cafe, and what can never be.
Notes: This was prompted by

Comments

[pirateyes]

Haha. That's kind of the point. I mean, it is what it is.

[pirateyes]

Hee! Thanks, my dear. Bizarre as it is I'm kind of fond of the two of them.

I'm glad you got some enjoyment out of it.

[pirateyes]

I forgot you are also ginger! We should team up with SPegg and take down all the haters.

Anyway, you're a darling for making it through this nonsense. Thank you, as always.

[kylezy]

Good lord, your brain! I'm...still kind of in shock. I mean, your writing is divine, but of all the fics I ever expected to see when I opened LJ right now, a Pegg/Pattinson was not one of them.

[pirateyes]

LOL. Well, I would hope no one was expecting it, unless they'd heard my ramblings about it for the last few weeks.

Thanks for the read! Hope it didn't traumatize your soul too much ;)

[beedlebarg]

YOU FUCKER.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME READ ROBERT PATTINSON FIC.

AUGH. I NEED A SHOWER.

it was really good, beautifully written as always and i sorta liked him!

WHAT? I DIDN'T SAY A FUCKING WORD. HATE YOU! HAAAAAAAAAATE. HATE SO HARD I FUCKED UP MY CODING THE FIRST TIME. RAAAAGE. RAAAAR.

[pirateyes]

HE'S SURPRISINGLY NOT THAT BAD. I HAD TO RE-WRITE HALF THE DAMN THING AFTER I ACTUALLY WATCHED AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM AND REALIZED THAT HE'S A BIG BALL OF DORK MOST OF THE TIME.

I appreciate you forgoing reason to read it anyway. Thank youuuu.

AND I LOOOOVE YOU. LOVE SO HARD I'M MAKING KISSY FACES AT THE SCREEN AS WE SPEAK. SO FREAKING THERE. LEARN TO LOVE THE SPATTZ.