I shamelessly stole it from Krystal.
The Rules
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Sadako Yamamura (Ring)
2) Gaara (Naruto)
3) Hinata Hyuuga (Naruto)
4) Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing (Hellsing)
5) Alucard (Hellsing)
6) Rip van Winkle (Hellsing)
7) Para-Sara (The Random Happy Story of Fun)
8) The Human Torch (Fantastic 4)
9) Takuto Kira (Full Moon Wo Sagashite)
10) Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)
11) Chiyo-Chichi (Azumanga Daioh)
12) Momiji (Fruits Basket)
- Have you ever read a Six /Eleven fic? Do you want to?
...Rip/Chiyo-chichi? Uh...I think I'd stay away from that. Or read it just to laugh mercilessly at it.
- Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
HOMG INTEGRA *nosebleed*
- What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd wonder what happened to poor sweet little Momiji. And why the Human Torch didn't...like...supernova his little bunny ass. And how the Human Torch got a uterus and why.
- Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?
Yes. Yes I could.
- Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Rip and Gaara. Wow. Now that you mention it...they'd be perfect for each other!
- Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Alucard/Takuto or Alucard/Osaka? Uh...Alucard/Osaka, but only as a friendsfic. I could see them as being very amusing.
- What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
OH MY GOD. Para-Sara walks in on Gaara and Momiji?! She'd...like...scream and pull them off each other and give them a good high-pitched Chantillian talking-to. Then Gaara would kill her.
- Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Hinata/Osaka? WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?!
"Osaka gets a bit too lost in a daydream about ninjas...and discovers it's real." I cannot figure out how she would meet Hinata, but OH MY GOD! That would be so cute!
- Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
How would anything involving Sadako be fluff?
- Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve ( hurt/comfort fic.)
Aww...Para-sara/Momiji...that would be adorable. "Clouds".
- What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Uh, I wouldn't. Sadako cannot be deflowered, seeing as she is dead AND not a virgin, and Integra is a girl.
- Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Para-Sara + slash = *twitch*
- Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes. EVERYONE should read NaruxHina.
- Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Haha. Probably not, but it'd be easy seeing as he's a flying orange catblob.
- Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Gaara/Integra/Alucard. Well. That'd be interesting, but probably not...
- What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!"
I think my brain just broke. I did NOT need to think about what Osaka would yell.
- If you wrote a song-fic about Eight , which song would you choose?
Heh. Human Torch. That'd be...Oh! "You're So Vain!"
- If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Sadako/Rip/Momiji. Um. "Yuri, crossover, pedophilia, necrophilia, masochism, vampirism..." And the list goes on.
- What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Gaara picking up Osaka? XDDD
Gaara: *really creepy voice* "I have...candy..."
- When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last month, I think.
- What is Six super-sekrit kink?
ZOMG RIP. Haha. She probably has, like seventeen. I'm thinking lots of biting and bondage.
- Would Eleven shag Nine?
I doubt Chiyo-Chichi would shag anyone.
- If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Para-Sara. I REALLY did not want to think about that. WOW. That broke my brain even more than "I'm Awake"!Osaka.
- "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three ." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So, Sadako's with Takuto...but Takuto runs off with Integra. Sadako...wait, Sadako shags CHIYO-CHICHI?!, and then goes with MOMIJI (WTF?!?!)and listens to...Alucard...tell her to end up with HINATA. OH MY CRAP WOW.
Title: Life After Death, In More Ways Than One
Would read it: Probably no one, not even me
Would write it: See above
- How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
That would be a LOT of spasticity in one place! I'd laugh!
WELL. O_O
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Sadako Yamamura (Ring)
2) Gaara (Naruto)
3) Hinata Hyuuga (Naruto)
4) Integral Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing (Hellsing)
5) Alucard (Hellsing)
6) Rip van Winkle (Hellsing)
7) Para-Sara (The Random Happy Story of Fun)
8) The Human Torch (Fantastic 4)
9) Takuto Kira (Full Moon Wo Sagashite)
10) Ayumu "Osaka" Kasuga (Azumanga Daioh)
11) Chiyo-Chichi (Azumanga Daioh)
12) Momiji (Fruits Basket)
- Have you ever read a Six /Eleven fic? Do you want to?
...Rip/Chiyo-chichi? Uh...I think I'd stay away from that. Or read it just to laugh mercilessly at it.
- Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
HOMG INTEGRA *nosebleed*
- What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I'd wonder what happened to poor sweet little Momiji. And why the Human Torch didn't...like...supernova his little bunny ass. And how the Human Torch got a uterus and why.
- Can you read any fic(s) about Nine?
Yes. Yes I could.
- Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Rip and Gaara. Wow. Now that you mention it...they'd be perfect for each other!
- Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Alucard/Takuto or Alucard/Osaka? Uh...Alucard/Osaka, but only as a friendsfic. I could see them as being very amusing.
- What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
OH MY GOD. Para-Sara walks in on Gaara and Momiji?! She'd...like...scream and pull them off each other and give them a good high-pitched Chantillian talking-to. Then Gaara would kill her.
- Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Hinata/Osaka? WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE?!
"Osaka gets a bit too lost in a daydream about ninjas...and discovers it's real." I cannot figure out how she would meet Hinata, but OH MY GOD! That would be so cute!
- Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
How would anything involving Sadako be fluff?
- Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve ( hurt/comfort fic.)
Aww...Para-sara/Momiji...that would be adorable. "Clouds".
- What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Uh, I wouldn't. Sadako cannot be deflowered, seeing as she is dead AND not a virgin, and Integra is a girl.
- Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Para-Sara + slash = *twitch*
- Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Yes. EVERYONE should read NaruxHina.
- Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Haha. Probably not, but it'd be easy seeing as he's a flying orange catblob.
- Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Gaara/Integra/Alucard. Well. That'd be interesting, but probably not...
- What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
"I'M AWAKE! I'M AWAKE!"
I think my brain just broke. I did NOT need to think about what Osaka would yell.
- If you wrote a song-fic about Eight , which song would you choose?
Heh. Human Torch. That'd be...Oh! "You're So Vain!"
- If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Sadako/Rip/Momiji. Um. "Yuri, crossover, pedophilia, necrophilia, masochism, vampirism..." And the list goes on.
- What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
Gaara picking up Osaka? XDDD
Gaara: *really creepy voice* "I have...candy..."
- When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Last month, I think.
- What is Six super-sekrit kink?
ZOMG RIP. Haha. She probably has, like seventeen. I'm thinking lots of biting and bondage.
- Would Eleven shag Nine?
I doubt Chiyo-Chichi would shag anyone.
- If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Para-Sara. I REALLY did not want to think about that. WOW. That broke my brain even more than "I'm Awake"!Osaka.
- "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three ." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
So, Sadako's with Takuto...but Takuto runs off with Integra. Sadako...wait, Sadako shags CHIYO-CHICHI?!, and then goes with MOMIJI (WTF?!?!)and listens to...Alucard...tell her to end up with HINATA. OH MY CRAP WOW.
Title: Life After Death, In More Ways Than One
Would read it: Probably no one, not even me
Would write it: See above
- How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
That would be a LOT of spasticity in one place! I'd laugh!
WELL. O_O