So, like, Kakashi = Erik.
KAKASHI: OMG YOU TRAMPSLUT WHOREBITCH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
SAKURA: But I-you said-
KAKASHI: YOU CAN NEVER EVER LEAVE MY BATCAVE NOW THAT YOU HAVE SEEN MY ACCURSED RADIATION BURNS!
SAKURA: I don’t-it’s just-it’s not even that much of your face!
KAKASHI: *fumes*
SAKURA: *cries*
KAKASHI: Whatever. I guess it’s time to take you back now.
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All jokes stolen from http://community.livejournal.com/m15m/6231.html
No, I am not a KakaSaku fan, but...just...nobody else would cry.