Jipped (lovingly) from Cree.
1. Do you even know what Naruto is?
Yur.
2. Do you enjoy watching it/reading it?
*is complete Narutard*
3. Do you like shinobi?
So very much.
4. Do you hate samurai?
Why would I?
5. How about pirates?
Depends. Real pirates are disgusting. Fake, romanticized, Jack-Sparrow-and-or-Long-John-Silver pirates? They win.
6. Who's your favorite character?
Shikamaru, Hinata, Gaara, Anko, Kabuto, timejump!Sakura
7. If you could spend one day with any character, who would it be?
GAARA. I could STEAL HIS PEANUT. andpossiblyrapehim
8. Which are you: a Sasuke groupie or anti-Sasuke?
Anti-Sasuke. Orochimaru-loving-pansy-manslave.
9. If you could be a shinobi from any village, which village would it be?
MIST like hells yes
10. What would your rank be?
Mizukage, of course. XD No, actually, at this point...prolly Chunin or Genin.
11. Do you have a crush on a character? Who and why?
- Kiba because...I don't know
- Kabuto because he is smart and he stole Integra's glasses and hair dye without getting his head blown off by a Halconnen
- Shikamaru because GENIUS AND SO COOL AND I WANNA PLAY WITH HIS HAIR,
- GAARA. BECAUSE HE CAN PULL OFF CARRYING A FUCKING HUGE PEANUT ON HIS BACK WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A TWIT. And he is so very very pretty...
12. Did you cry when Haku died?
Almost.
13. Would you steal an ANBU mask from a jounin for fun?
I WILL when I become a kunoichi and meet one Sure, why not?
14. Are you a Sakura hater or an Ino hater?
Pre-time-jump, Sakura. Post time-jump, Ino.
15. Do you think Chouji is cute?
YES. *pokes him and his Chewbacca ness*
16. Do you find any of the following boys hot?: Naruto, Sasuke, Gaara, Neji, Itachi.
Gaaraaaa~! *jumps on him*
17. Did you or do you believe Shikamaru is the coolest thing alive?
I DO.
18. Do you love Lee?
He's very lovABLE, but somehow I just don't.
19. How about Gai?
You can't NOT love Gai. I don't have a crush on him or anything, but I think he's awesome. I mean...he's a magical turtle commando ninja!
20. Have you ever sympathized with Hinata?
Of course. I love Hinata. And I am TELLING you, the girl is Éponine Thénardier incarnate.
21. Do you think Temari is the most awesome kunoichi ever?
Hmm...I dunno Close match with Tayuya.
22. Have you ever wished a minor character became a major one?
So very much.
23. Have you wanted to touch the Kikai insects?
HAHAHA SHINO'S CRACK BUGS
24. Do you like the Kyuubi?
Sure.
25. Shukaku?
LOL BADGER He gave Gaara the peanut and the eyeliner so I guess he's okay.
26. Do you think Deidara and Ino look the same?
I think Deidara and Ino are the same person. Inodara. S/he's a schizo. XD
27. Ever wanted to touch Akamaru?
I want to pet him. Kiba would kick the crap out of me before I got within five feet of him, though. But that's okay because Kiba is so pretteh that I would "SQUEE!" while being kicked.
28. Did you ever want to poke fun at Ebisu and call him a "closet pervert?"
Nah.
29. Ever wondered why Kisame looks waaaaay too much like a real shark?
YES! Did they, like, give him cosmetic surgery upon joining Akatsuki?
I can see it now:
"Join us, Kisame of the Mist! Join us, and we will make all of your dreams come true!"
"DO I GET COSMETIC SURGERY SO I CAN LOOK LIKE A SHARK?!"
"...Sure, whatever."
30. Do you hate Orochimaru?
Nah. He's funny.
31. What about Kabuto?
NO HATE SO PRETTY SO CUNNING NO HATE Not really...
32. Have you ever wished Tsunade would get breast reduction surgery?
Nah, her boobies are amusing for the rest of the characters.
33. You ever feel so bad for Hayate, you just want to squeeze him to death?
Hayate = Numa Numa.
34. Do you think the Yondaime is hot?
Hee hee.
35. Do you think he's Naruto's father?
Yes.
36. Ever wondered what Kakashi actually looks like?
WE ALL KNOW HE HAS BIG LIPS AND/OR BUCK TEETH.
37. Name all the minor ANBU, Jounin, and Chuunin characters you can think of.
Genma, Hayate...I think those are the only characters they haven't expounded on. I wish they'd say more about Genma, though.
38. Have you wondered how Jiraiya's face markings have moved down his cheeks over the years?
No. I think he just...like...paints them on.
39. Does that remind you of Kiba in any way?
Yeah.
40. Do you like any of the Sound nin?
I LOVE the sound nin! Zaku is pretty and I REALLY want to pet Dosu's back, and Tayuya...Tayuya just OWNS.
41. Have you wished there were more nin from the Cloud village?
Meh, whatever.
42. What's your favorite Kekkei Genkai?
Haku's.
43. Have you ever pitied Naruto?
Yeah, kinda.
44. Ever think Itachi had a good reason to kill the Uchiha clan?
I don't know...did they try to take his lines off while he was asleep? Did they try to cut his hair off? DID THEY TRY TO MAKE HIM WEAR SOMETHING WITH A COLLAR THAT WASN'T RIDICULOUSLY HIGH?!
45. What jutsu is your favorite?
Oh, god...I don't know. Oiroke is a classic, but I love Zabuza's hide-in-the-mist jutsu.
46. Have you ever cried for Gaara? Wished he got more sleep?
I haven't CRIED...but I felt bad for him and wished him sleep possibly with 'Zumi-chan and wanted to steal his eyeliner and his peanut.
47. How much debt do you think Iruka is in after buying ramen for Naruto year after year?
I think Kakashi pays it off for them because they are lovers.
48. Do you like Naruto's frog wallet? Would you like one?
I'd like to carry money around in the Peanut.
49. Have you ever made a Naruto OC?
Hee hee. An OC and a self insert.
50. If so, describe he/she, his/her abilities and their background.
Mizumi, looks like me, Mary Sue, angsty, Idogan, Mizukage, shipped by my friends with Gaara, has the KunaiOnAString!(TM), blind through her late 20's and early 30's
51. Do you think Kurenai is an Uchiha clan poser?
YES. SHE TOTALLY GOT THOSE CONTACTS AT A CON.
52. Ever wanted to knock a cigarette out of Asuma's hand/mouth?
Yeah. I wish Kurenai would, though. That'd be funny.
53. Did you cry when Obito died?
ALMOST.
54. Do you think Anko is just a female version of Naruto?
Kinda...but then there's the whole "OMG BLOOD TURNS ME ON" thing that I hope to GOD that Naruto doesn't have.
55. Did you ever wonder what it would be like if the Naruto characters lived in the present time?
Hee hee. Yes.
56. Do you like making fun of the Naruto characters? If so, who?
Nobody has yet escaped my amusement. Especially Gaara's peanut. At this point it is a character unto itself.
57. Do you want one of those bows Orochimaru and most of his slaves wear?
Yes.
58. Have you ever wondered why the Naruto guys DON'T kick each other in the balls even when they have a PERFECT chance to?
OMG ALWAYS.
59. You know all those main-minor characters? Sometimes their past is NOT unveiled;
So?
60. Do you hate the pairings that don't make any sense?
No, I love them! I have a field day with them!
EDIT:
I'm not even going to say it, you should KNOW who this is.