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tealtoad59 (4:40:28 PM): oh so i stepped on a fucking needle walking to my car ( Read more... )

The waffle maker has arrived!

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Cleanliness and lubrication!

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My friend Shannon (aka concretediction)and I have a very verbally abusive online relationship. For example, here is an excerpt from a recent IM conversation ( Read more... )

Last night Ryan, Alex, and I were driving down 34th Street and had just passed the Latin Cafe. Seeing the sign for Latin Cafe suddenly reminded me of this crazy dream I had the night before that I had been trying to remember the details of all day.

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During therio lab yesterday we were discussing various methods for improving the breeding management of the bitch. Apparently, the only accurate way to determine pregnancy through bloodwork is to measure relaxin levels. This is fairly unique to the dog, because relaxin is produced by the placenta and not the corpus luteum as it is by most other ( Read more... )

I seriously feared for my life earlier today. Although it profoundly sucked at the time, I kind of feel appreciative of it now. I needed a good bitchslap from reality.