*puts on ice skates and takes a few laps around hell*

Congradulations to the Boston Redsoxs!!

*heads outside inorder to see pigs flying*

You know those creaptastic television/tent evangelists who do the whole laying on of hands/exersizing the demon/ heal thyselves bullshit? Come on you know what I mean, where the grab some poor saps head and then violently release it saying something like "Thou are healed, Praise Jesus..." Yeah, ummm, look at this picture okay... Read more... )

As an example of one of lifes more annoying little ironies I seem to have that delightful Neil Dimond tune, "Sweet Caroline" stuck in my head. Um, yeah... *twitch ( Read more... )

It's only 8am and I have been at work 2 1/2 hours ( Read more... )

Why do movies have to use little children (often cute and innocent seeming but darkly evil on the inside) as a ploy to wierd my shit out? And why do they always have to show a creaptastic kiddy clip on the TV promos? Why? We just litterally had to change the channel cause there was this cracked out lookiing little boy (he looked kinda like a pale ( Read more... )

Ahem.... this is the soup my dear roommate is currently making: Tofu, spinach, red cabbage, broccli, califlower, brussel sprouts and carrotts, plus ten garlic cloves.... There are no words to accuratly describe the ordor that is now infiltrating our apartment. I feel unwell. I think a song for this soup is in order; "Doomy doomy doom doom doom... ( Read more... )

Ick ( Read more... )

*shakes fist at sky ( Read more... )

It's two in the afternoon and Ginger and I are both transfixed by the Cartoon Network... *sigh* Its a gray cuddly kind of day and really untill the sporting events I wish to watch occur I see no reason to be anything resembling productive... Ginger and I did venture outside the apartment for Breakfast, went to Zeenas and scared some strapping ( Read more... )