holy cow, i'm anxious. i'm leaving tomorrow afternoon. which means tonight is my last night in my bed for 6 weeks. my last night in Florida. and i get to spend it with my little brother. hooray. can you hear the joy in my voice ( Read more... )

Wow, I must've been busier than i realized recently, cuz i haven't written here in a while. alright, quick updates...um...leaving for Italy on Thursday for 6 weeks, extremely excited but am going to miss Phil, Gilmore Girls, Family Guy, and The Daily Show VERY much. in that order. fortunately, my parents found a calling plan that seems too good ( Read more... )

Shared Sensation
You scored 29 Twisted, 36 Sweet, 16 Smooth, and 41 Compromising!
So you were rolled an d wrapped and you are Shared Sensations. You are
a pleaser. You like to share the mutual effect sex has on both
partners. You compromise and make sure both you and your partner are
taken care of. You deserve the condom of the year award. ( Read more... )

i'm going to Rome this summer! woo-hoo! i have two roommates, current classmates from my Italian 1 class. really nice girls. one is actually dating a guy i was friends with in middle school. small world, etc. our flights even worked out so that we can share a shuttle from the airport to our hotel. i also don't have to buy any new books, ( Read more... )

the stalker was Phil's friend Kevin from Miami.

I will cut off his testicles and feed them to him.

Then I will pay a homeless person to jack him off using a pad of steel wool and liquid bleach.

And I hope he is finished off by bleeding to death after being ass-raped by 12 horny porcupines.

die kevin die.

dammit, i HATE being tricked.

this is going to sound cryptic, but if ANYBODY calls or emails you asking for information about me, DO NOT give them ANY information. NOTHING ( Read more... )

whilst moisturizing a few minutes ago, i found something horrifying ( Read more... )

Your Brain is 80.00% Female, 20.00% Male

Your brain leans female

You think with your heart, not your head

Sweet and considerate, you are a giver

But you're tough enough not to let anyone take advantage of you!

What Gender Is Your Brain?
i dunno, i think i'm pretty much a pushover pussy who is too afraid to stand up for herself because it ( Read more... )

Hot damn! I helped put together a concert that shows up on Ticketmaster's web site. That's somehow impressive to me ( Read more... )

today i watched 5 economics lectures, vacuumed the apartment, AND did laundry. possibly the most productive saturday in my history of saturdays ( Read more... )