First Report

[pisforplatypus]

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[usedfocuspunch]

Well... that might be a bit difficult to find. I mean, most people wouldn't want to travel with an animal turned human and...

... I just pretty much volunteered for this, didn't I?

[pisforplatypus]

Quite possibly. Don't worry, I'm housebroken.

[usedfocuspunch]

I guess that's a good thing.

I'm just not used to being with people so...

[pisforplatypus]

You'll do fine young miss Einhart. If there's one thing that I've learned in my years, is that the best of people shine through when helping one another.

If you'll have me, I will accompany you as your guard. I am a trained Super Spy Secret Agent.

[islandshore]

You mean you can't speak?

[pisforplatypus]

Never had to. And never had the vocal chords to do so at any rate.

[islandshore]

Wait, so you're saying you weren't even human?

No offense, but that's kind of hard to believe.

[pisforplatypus]

I am, or was, a Platypus.

And due to my job, I am used to seeing stranger.

[mensouakira]

You where an animal before?

[pisforplatypus]

Yes I was. I am Perry the Platypus.

[mensouakira]

It's nice to meet you Perry-san!

Oh, we learned about Platypus during science class.

[pisforplatypus]

Very nice to meet you too. And you are?

That's good. More people should know about we Platypus.

[redmapleflag]

Human language?
I thought you just couldn't speak.

[pisforplatypus]

No, I can't speak. But I do understand how to read and write. There was little need for me to learn to speak however.

[redmapleflag]

May I ask why?

[pisforplatypus]

I was a Platypus Matthew. I had no human vocal chords.

[is_speshul]

Secret... agent?

[pisforplatypus]

Ye-ep. Secret Agent.

[is_speshul]

That. Is so cool.

What kind of qualifications do you need for that? It's easy stuff, right? Lot of fun, plenty of hot babes?

[pisforplatypus]

Long hours of training, technologies, facial expressions, lessons on where to kick to bust a door open, escape artistry...