- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."
- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."
- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."
- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."
- pause -
- "It was an accident. I was joking."
- "You ate them."
You can inform the world that you're not drunk, honest, with the following declaration of sobriety:
That is -so- you... lol... Oh shit... If you only knew... Hahahahaha.... Remember when you bent that railing in Kevin's house? Or started shrieking at the moon in the desert? Oh man...That was some funny shit.
I made it my bitch last night ;) Said... 'what up insomnia' then slapped it like a Ho.. Actually benadryl did that for me... Good ole anti-histamines...
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- "No, I wasn't drunk last night. You've never seen me drunk."
- "You stared at the coving for half an hour."
- "So? It takes more than that to get me drunk."
- "You knocked over a bowl of nachos, trampled them into the carpet, then shouted at a complete stranger that it didn't matter because Mexicans were dirty anyway."
- pause -
- "It was an accident. I was joking."
- "You ate them."
You can inform the world that you're not drunk, honest, with the following declaration of sobriety:
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I just choose not to sleep...shakes uncontrollably
just gotta watch out for the seizures
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