Today...

[pisss]

I bought a kitchen torch.
I made crème brulée for my French class.
Tommorow, I am going to torch it in class...
if I can find some butane to put in it...
which I conveniently passed up at central market...
because who the fuck sells a butane torch with no butane!?!?!

Comments

[shawnsavage]

It's like selling a car with no gas! What tha heck... Or a whore with no vagina

[pisss]

I know. Fuck a bunch of that shit... literally... cuz she ain't got no vagina.