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[pistolchasing]

I found out last night that I am a more entertaining person when I do not drink as much. I feel like alcohol is my kryponite, but as a lame version of superman I have become an acoholic.

I mean I can't fly, I just ride a bike.
I don't have super strength, I have a skinny mans beer belly.
I think I have x-ray vision.

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[tamagachi]

"I feel like alcohol is my kryponite, but as a lame version of superman I have become an alcoholic."

Hilarious.