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[B.A.P] Not Your Oppa (1/1)

May 23, 2013 23:20

Title: Not Your Oppa
Fandom: B.A.P
Author: chiharu
Characters/pairing: Zelo/Everyone, Banghim
Rating: PG13
Wordcount: ~3,100
Summary: Maknae turns into a girl overnight. Written as the genderswitch fill for B.A.P Trope Bingo! Warning for nonsense. Unbeta'ed

( Junhong makes a tall girl who, thankfully, still fits into old stage pants. Even with a bra on, Junhong is lean and thin-- nothing chest binds cannot conceal. What's really dangerous is the way she's taken to leaning over and reaching for things in high places while wearing a dress. Or worse, Hyosung's shorts. Truth be told, Yongguk is alarmed by how secretive vocal line has become recently and Junhong's new-found habit of calling him )

b.a.p., omg what is this, trope bingo

Comments 24

haneyon May 24 2013, 03:43:27 UTC

"It's best to ignore the advances of older men," he says sagely in the car to no one in particular. PMSL OH YOUR MORALS, BANG YONGGUK. and him wandering away in embarrassment, AND DAEHYUN WALKING INTO A WALL A+. AND OF COURSE HE IS THE ONE TO EAT THE CHOCOLATE, I HOPE JUNHONG HITS HIM FOR IT.

"Yongguk-hyung is the best," Junhong declares solemnly with two thumbs up. ♥ yes.

also pageant mother himchan, also yes. AND HIMCHAN IS THE AUTHORITY ON PRINCESS BEHAVIOUR, YES AND YES.

also were you by any chance responsible for a daejae genderswitch prompt in my ask box because if so i don't think i have to write it any more. >D ♥

chiharu May 24 2013, 03:45:41 UTC

WTF YOU READ SO FAST I WAS JUST EDITING THE FIC FOR TYPOS

haneyon May 24 2013, 03:46:24 UTC

ㅋㅋㅋ |D

chiharu May 24 2013, 04:18:12 UTC

you are a menace!!

(ps I didn't request that prompt)

hipployta May 24 2013, 06:26:22 UTC

"aThat was a foursome in progress you walked in on, you know," Himchan says, one hand running up Yongguk's thigh under the table.Yongguk knows and wishes he didn't.

Man...this is classic. Just hilarious.

And the suffering/thought process of Yongguk and Himchan are hysterical while the vocal line is just suspicious lol

chiharu May 24 2013, 15:24:01 UTC

Banghim really suffers from taking care of the kids X) Ty for reading!

crossing_by May 24 2013, 07:24:55 UTC

The question that i got .... will youngjae hit on daehyun? (lol)

chiharu May 24 2013, 15:26:07 UTC

Pretty sure they've already crossed that bridge XD

Thank you for reading!

tyreling May 24 2013, 08:05:43 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I CAN'T. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS KILLED ME. NEARLY. LIKE Zelo and menstruation, Zelo and the vocal line, Banghim trying to be protective parents, the foursome at the end, SECRET helping them out about the sex change,

chiharu May 24 2013, 15:28:06 UTC

I had to write about banghim shopping for pads. This entire fic pretty much revolved around it |DDD

Thank you for reading!

bictory May 24 2013, 14:03:45 UTC

Apparently I like ridiculous fics the best because this is the best ♥ VOCAL LINE IS THE BEST, Youngjae trying to jump out a window is still making me cry AHAHAHA food disposer Daehyun and his emergency stash of chocolate, HE LETS JUNHONG EAT THE LAST PIECE OF KIMCHI PANCAKE (how chivalrous) and then Youngjae overreacting and blurting out his feelings and BURYING HIS FACE IN DAEHYUN'S SHOULDER ♥♥♥ vocal line is my favorite ♥ actually so is the hyung line, protective Himchan and wise Yongguk despite the ridiculous situation, Himchan's EPIC TAKE OF COMMAND at the end and he has the best/wittiest dialogue ahahaha "Oh lord" when Junhong gets her period and the very last line asldkfjh but maknae line is also my favorite ♥ Junhong totally would have the easiest time accepting he was a girl and then flaunt it, "Nothing we didn't do when I was a boy", CAUSING DAEHYUN TO WALK INTO A WALL OH DEAR MAKNAE LINE FEELS and then "Remember what Himchan told you," I can imagine Yongguk with a poker face, and then as soon as he closes the door on them he ( ... )

chiharu May 24 2013, 15:30:00 UTC

so many hearts ♥________♥

You know Daehyun's emergency stash is just the bag Jieun left behind for Maknae?

bictory May 24 2013, 16:34:44 UTC

one heart for every time you made me smile/laugh! You should have seen me rolling around on the bed xD but still, DAEHYUN IS TAKING THE EMERGENCY CHOCOLATE FOR HIMSELF asdlfkjgh have more hearts ♥♥♥

chiharu May 24 2013, 17:23:36 UTC

Daehyun pabo isn't even the one in need of chocolate :P