[B.A.P] No Shame No Gain (1/1)
Title: No Shame No Gain
Fandom: B.A.P
Author: chiharu
Characters/pairing: Daehyun/Jongup
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~1k
Summary: Surprise birthday parties call for surprise guests. Written as the stripper au fill for B.A.P Trope Bingo! Unbeta'ed
When Daehyun is greeted with several confetti streamers upon opening the door, he gawks at his roommate to shouts of 'Happy Birthday!' "You remembered!"
"Of course," Youngjae says, party hat sitting lopsidedly on his head. He seems to have put minimal effort in decorating their tiny apartment, although Daehyun is impressed at how they managed to fit so many people into the enclosed space.
To be honest, Daehyun had forgotten about his own birthday until today. He laughs when Junhong stabs him with a foam sword, donning a pirate hat. Himchan looks like a movie star and even Yongguk is wearing a sports jersey.
"Don't worry, we got your costume right here." Hyosung spins him around and procures a plastic tiara and a pink feather boa, wrapping Daehyun in it. It's rather fitting, since someone starts blasting PSY's Gentleman at that precise moment. Daehyun does a birthday dance and sincerely hopes no one is taking pictures. He blows out the candles when Junhong emerges with a truly ugly cake. Daehyun narrowly avoids having his face squished onto the icing, only because the girls want cake.
Daehyun digs plastic utensils out of the drawers, weaving through a horde of people who demand selcas with the birthday boy. Sunhwa kisses him on the cheeks and Hyosung declares he is her favorite Busan Dongsaeng for today. Hana punches him on the arm, but ends her abuse by presenting him with their joint present: a watch. Junhong promptly snatches the watch and models it on his wrist, yelping when Daehyun dispenses whip cream on Junhong's hair. This sets off a mini food fight until Daehyun is laughing and wheezing "Mercy mercy! I forfeit!"
Daehyun has two papers due and an exam this week, but this is possibly the best birthday he's had in years. That's why when the buzzer sounds, Daehyun thinks nothing of it until a police officer walks in, citing a noise complaint. "Sorry!" Daehyun laughs. "It's my birthday!"
"I see," the officer says to a quiet room, looking amused. "Then you're under arrest." Cue music and ripped pants. "For being sexy!"
"Oh my god," Daehyun says when the cat calls begin. He finds Youngjae laughing his ass off, but gets distracted when the stripper cop starts dancing and advancing on Daehyun. With his cap gone, the newest addition to the party looks more focused, like he's performing in a night club instead of Daehyun's living room. Daehyun yelps when the stripper pushes him down, pink hair falling playfully into the stranger's face as he grinds into Daehyun's lap. Daehyun can't decide if this is the best or worst birthday present.
"Are you just going to sit there?!" Hyosung demands.
Daehyun decides that Youngjae is not going to win this game and stands up, giving everyone a peace sign before breaking into a krump. He laughs hysterically when Himchan hoots at him. The stripper looks amazed until Daehyun pulls him closer and starts a man grind to a chorus of scandalized shouts. The first one to get embarrassed loses, after all.
Youngjae is dying of laughter by now, leaning on Junhong for support. Yongguk has his face in his hands while the girls crowd around them, waving single bills. Daehyun laughs when the girls pull their guest away, demanding their own private performances.
Daehyun gives Youngjae a punch on the shoulder and glances back at the stripper. He has nice arms and a pleasant face, although his movements have morphed into a weird mix of stripping and break dancing. "You're ridiculous" he hears Himchan say.
"It's my birthday!" Daehyun grins.
Later, when the stripper finally looks tired of having bills stuffed in his pants, Daehyun offers him cake. He declines but gives Daehyun an entertained smile.
"Good game," Yongguk says when their special guest leaves and everyone starts filtering out of the apartment. It's a Tuesday night and Daehyun has a 9 am lecture tomorrow. Not to mention their liquor cabinet leaves much to be desired.
"I am great at planning surprise parties," Youngjae declares, tying up the trash. "I seriously thought you were going to do the dazed whale thing and just clap speechlessly."
"I am more multifaceted than you thought." Daehyun poses, still wearing his tiara.
The next day, Daehyun shows up late to class but gets surprise post-birthday cookies from his lab partner. He's rounding the corner, planning to cash in on those starbucks gift cards, when he spots a familiar fluff of pink hair. Stripper boy is ordering a coffee and a muffin at the front of the line, clad in jeans and an ugly camo shirt. When the barista reads out his order, Daehyun hands her his own card and grins at his new friend. "Hi."
"Hello," the stranger blinks at him, his smile friendly. "Happy belated birthday."
Daehyun laughs and snatches the drink from the open window, reading the name on the cup. "Thanks, Jonguppie."
Jongup accepts his drink. "It's a nickname. I come here a lot."
"I've never seen you around," Daehyun continues, feeling daring. "Do you go to school here?"
Jongup runs a hand through his pink bangs, like he's unused to it. He nods slowly. "I'm in the same dance team as Junhong. He mentions you sometimes."
Daehyun considers this, taking a bite of Jongup's pastry. Maybe that's why Junhong looked as embarrassed as Yongguk-hyung last night. "So. Is that a side job or...?"
Jongup laughs. "We did this thing to raise funds for the team last semester. The money was good so I just kept doing it. I usually get invited to all-female parties, though." He pauses. "It's getting a little unpredictable. Maybe I should stop."
"Maybe you should offer your services exclusively," Daehyun suggests.
Jongup looks at him, and Daehyun can't tell if he crossed a line. Finally, Jongup grins, his eyes folding in amusement. "Maybe if you let me eat my lunch."
Daehyun glances at the half eaten muffin in his hand. "I'll treat you to something better."
Jongup, true to his unexpected nature, accepts.
end
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Fandom: B.A.P
Author: chiharu
Characters/pairing: Daehyun/Jongup
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~1k
Summary: Surprise birthday parties call for surprise guests. Written as the stripper au fill for B.A.P Trope Bingo! Unbeta'ed
When Daehyun is greeted with several confetti streamers upon opening the door, he gawks at his roommate to shouts of 'Happy Birthday!' "You remembered!"
"Of course," Youngjae says, party hat sitting lopsidedly on his head. He seems to have put minimal effort in decorating their tiny apartment, although Daehyun is impressed at how they managed to fit so many people into the enclosed space.
To be honest, Daehyun had forgotten about his own birthday until today. He laughs when Junhong stabs him with a foam sword, donning a pirate hat. Himchan looks like a movie star and even Yongguk is wearing a sports jersey.
"Don't worry, we got your costume right here." Hyosung spins him around and procures a plastic tiara and a pink feather boa, wrapping Daehyun in it. It's rather fitting, since someone starts blasting PSY's Gentleman at that precise moment. Daehyun does a birthday dance and sincerely hopes no one is taking pictures. He blows out the candles when Junhong emerges with a truly ugly cake. Daehyun narrowly avoids having his face squished onto the icing, only because the girls want cake.
Daehyun digs plastic utensils out of the drawers, weaving through a horde of people who demand selcas with the birthday boy. Sunhwa kisses him on the cheeks and Hyosung declares he is her favorite Busan Dongsaeng for today. Hana punches him on the arm, but ends her abuse by presenting him with their joint present: a watch. Junhong promptly snatches the watch and models it on his wrist, yelping when Daehyun dispenses whip cream on Junhong's hair. This sets off a mini food fight until Daehyun is laughing and wheezing "Mercy mercy! I forfeit!"
Daehyun has two papers due and an exam this week, but this is possibly the best birthday he's had in years. That's why when the buzzer sounds, Daehyun thinks nothing of it until a police officer walks in, citing a noise complaint. "Sorry!" Daehyun laughs. "It's my birthday!"
"I see," the officer says to a quiet room, looking amused. "Then you're under arrest." Cue music and ripped pants. "For being sexy!"
"Oh my god," Daehyun says when the cat calls begin. He finds Youngjae laughing his ass off, but gets distracted when the stripper cop starts dancing and advancing on Daehyun. With his cap gone, the newest addition to the party looks more focused, like he's performing in a night club instead of Daehyun's living room. Daehyun yelps when the stripper pushes him down, pink hair falling playfully into the stranger's face as he grinds into Daehyun's lap. Daehyun can't decide if this is the best or worst birthday present.
"Are you just going to sit there?!" Hyosung demands.
Daehyun decides that Youngjae is not going to win this game and stands up, giving everyone a peace sign before breaking into a krump. He laughs hysterically when Himchan hoots at him. The stripper looks amazed until Daehyun pulls him closer and starts a man grind to a chorus of scandalized shouts. The first one to get embarrassed loses, after all.
Youngjae is dying of laughter by now, leaning on Junhong for support. Yongguk has his face in his hands while the girls crowd around them, waving single bills. Daehyun laughs when the girls pull their guest away, demanding their own private performances.
Daehyun gives Youngjae a punch on the shoulder and glances back at the stripper. He has nice arms and a pleasant face, although his movements have morphed into a weird mix of stripping and break dancing. "You're ridiculous" he hears Himchan say.
"It's my birthday!" Daehyun grins.
Later, when the stripper finally looks tired of having bills stuffed in his pants, Daehyun offers him cake. He declines but gives Daehyun an entertained smile.
"Good game," Yongguk says when their special guest leaves and everyone starts filtering out of the apartment. It's a Tuesday night and Daehyun has a 9 am lecture tomorrow. Not to mention their liquor cabinet leaves much to be desired.
"I am great at planning surprise parties," Youngjae declares, tying up the trash. "I seriously thought you were going to do the dazed whale thing and just clap speechlessly."
"I am more multifaceted than you thought." Daehyun poses, still wearing his tiara.
The next day, Daehyun shows up late to class but gets surprise post-birthday cookies from his lab partner. He's rounding the corner, planning to cash in on those starbucks gift cards, when he spots a familiar fluff of pink hair. Stripper boy is ordering a coffee and a muffin at the front of the line, clad in jeans and an ugly camo shirt. When the barista reads out his order, Daehyun hands her his own card and grins at his new friend. "Hi."
"Hello," the stranger blinks at him, his smile friendly. "Happy belated birthday."
Daehyun laughs and snatches the drink from the open window, reading the name on the cup. "Thanks, Jonguppie."
Jongup accepts his drink. "It's a nickname. I come here a lot."
"I've never seen you around," Daehyun continues, feeling daring. "Do you go to school here?"
Jongup runs a hand through his pink bangs, like he's unused to it. He nods slowly. "I'm in the same dance team as Junhong. He mentions you sometimes."
Daehyun considers this, taking a bite of Jongup's pastry. Maybe that's why Junhong looked as embarrassed as Yongguk-hyung last night. "So. Is that a side job or...?"
Jongup laughs. "We did this thing to raise funds for the team last semester. The money was good so I just kept doing it. I usually get invited to all-female parties, though." He pauses. "It's getting a little unpredictable. Maybe I should stop."
"Maybe you should offer your services exclusively," Daehyun suggests.
Jongup looks at him, and Daehyun can't tell if he crossed a line. Finally, Jongup grins, his eyes folding in amusement. "Maybe if you let me eat my lunch."
Daehyun glances at the half eaten muffin in his hand. "I'll treat you to something better."
Jongup, true to his unexpected nature, accepts.
end
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