am i in hell, or the promised land

[pitt]

Since arriving in India, Angelina Jolie has been the indirect cause of a hit-and-run accident, a paparazzi choking and a photog punchout

Comments

[ex_ed_norton908]

Haha! Oh, the memories of making up songs.

[pitt]

Ha! I'm so glad you were here to share in the glory of our song, Eddie!

[ex_ed_norton908]

Of course, I wouldn't miss it. Good times, man.

[jonne_aaron]

want to join NGT?

[pitt]

Only if Penis can be the first single and I get to wear LOTS of eyeliner

[gwynethpaltrow]

Whenever people ask for ideas as what to update about, I usually suggest they update about the movie or project they enjoyed most working on, but judging from that YouTube video, I think I know already what your answer would be.

[pitt]

Ed and I should never have been left alone with time on our hands, obviously.
I could write about the trauma of seven and the horrible likeness of your head in a box.

[ex_rachelmca47]

Just keep writing about Angelina. ;-)

[pitt]

Now there's a suggestion that will be easy to do, though I might eventually resort to beautiful beautiful or how did I get so lucky, maybe even happy giggling, though lets hope not.

[britney_jspears]

Could be worst. At least the tabloids don't have you driving with your kid in your lap. Cause, that would be bad. . .

[pitt]

But I do have this
"why is this better than Britney's baby bloopers. Shouldn't Zarhara be wearing a helmet if she's strapped on like that"