i do hope you have the time

[pitt]

So, I've been sick. It was viral meningitis. Minor, but I still felt like serious shit. And it's been all over the entertainment news. I don't know what is so interesting about it, but it seems to be a hot topic. Lots of speculation about how I got it and all that, but really, does it matter? I'm better and no one else got sick, so everything is

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[matt_damon]

I heard through the grape vine that viral meningitis is going to be the next big thing in the entertainment business.

[pitt]

I heard they're going to rename it Brad Pitt Syndrome. Since I am the hottest human to ever contract it.

[grohl]

That kinda sucks for Depp, that trailer trash can steal the show from such a classy man.

[pitt]

Ah Dave...I can't speak for Depp, but I can tell you that you can say whatever you want about Britney in your journal, because I can't stop you, but no one talks bad about her in mine.

[britney_spears]

i love you so much. :(

[grohl]

Yeah, I'd like to apologize for that to you too. I kinda went a little too far there.

[j_garner]

I think it's great what the Film Foundation does, history of any kind; entertainment, political, moral, cultural, should be preserved as much as possible.

Don't you know that cute pregnant women steal every show?

[pitt]

I agree, they are doing a great job.

I know now, honey.

[clooneyg]

What?! No mention of me!
And I do need it spelled out. Are you and Angelina living together or not?

[pitt]

Damnit George, I told you we're over. Just because we're doing that casino thing together doesn't mean everything's okay.

call me.

[angie_jolie]

What a cop out! I want juicy details, Pitt.

[pitt]

HAHAHA I'll give you juicy details, Jolie.