don't think before you laugh, look ugly in a photograph

[pitt]

I've never claimed to be the smartest man. I'm not stupid by any stretch, but I'm no great thinker with a beautiful mind. I'm not a poet or a musician, though I have a guitar I like to play around with and I think I can be pretty romantic when I want to be. I'm terrible with being cryptic or mysterious and much more comfortable just saying it how

Comments

[grohl]

I like reading your journal. I'd even pay to read the paper one and not divulge the secrets.

[pitt]

Thanks man. ha! no way are you ever reading those things.

[epmendes]

out of everybody on my friends list your entries are my favorite to read.

[pitt]

thank you beautiful

[angie_jolie]

I miss you. How much will it cost me for you to come to New York?

[pitt]

I miss you too, baby. You can have me for free.

[casey_affleck]

Dear Brad,
Can we switch lives and bodies?
Love Casey

[pitt]

Dear Casey
Thanks for the offer, but no can do
see you on the set
love Brad

[skeeterulrich]

This is yet just another reason why I want to switch places with Adam Brody in that movie. The others being because of Angelina. But...Jesus. Yes. You are wonderful. I've added you. Hope you don't mind.

[pitt]

Thank you, sir. I've added you back and of course I don't mind. welcome aboard, good to see you here.