15 quotes, 15 movies. Have at it.
"Nuke's upset because his eyelid is jammed and his dad's here; we need a live rooster--Live rooster?--live rooster to take the curse of Jose's glove; and no one seems to know what to get Jimmy and Millie for a wedding gift. We're dealing with some serious shit!"
"Your mother called. She's a handful. She scared me."
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... Mass hysteria!"
"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"
"Do you mean to tell me that I put an abnormal brain into a seventy-eight and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?"
"Hell, a guy could have a pretty good time in Vegas with all that stuff..."
"Do we look like the kind of store that would sell "I Just Called to Say I Love You"? Go to the mall."
"That light at the end of the tunnel? That's not heaven... That's the C train."
"This landing might get interesting." "Define 'interesting'." "Oh God Oh God we're all gonna die?"
"That is a tasty burger."
"I think the problem might have been that we had a Stonehenge monument on stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."
"Look at this hat. I bet that when you buy this hat you get a free bowl of soup. Oh, but it looks good on you, though."
"Sallah, I said no camels! This is five camels! Can't you count?"
"I WANT to get hurt!"
"A schooner is a sailboat, stupidhead."