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I have a survey (type) thing. lol, taken from celicagirl06 (thank ya!)
ANGER
1. who did you last get angry with? A piece of lint.
2. what is your weapon of choice? I'm partial to twinkies.
3. would you hit a member of the opposite sex? NO WAY! WHO DOES THAT! *goggles*
4. how about of the same sex? *flares nose* no...
5. who was the last person who got really angry at you? the anchor woman for our local news (read earlier entries for details)
6. what is your pet peeve? hangnails.
7. do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? grudges is a funny word. *giggle*
SL0TH
1. what is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time? sing the alphabet. according to big bird, it should be a daily ritual.
2. what is the latest you've ever woken up? from a nap, or sleeping?
3. name a person you've been meaning to call, but haven't? Pizza hut.
4. what is the last lame excuse you made? "I can't talk because my room is on fire. Yes. *fake sounding coughing*. *bored voice* ahh."
5. have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones...)?: YOU DON'T?
6. when was the last time you got a good workout? when I lifted my ball point pen.
7. how many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? nerble.
GLUTTONY
1. what is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? toilet water. So expensive these days.
2. meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? humans- the other white meat. *evil laughter*
3. what/when is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? About -4 glasses.
4. have you ever used a professional diet company? No, but I go up to the window of the diet/excersize center by me, and cheer the people on.
5. do you have an issue with your weight? Yes, it kicked me in the shin, so I called it stupid.
6. do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? What's food?
7. have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"? Yes, ask me about my lobotomy.
LUST
1. how many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Lord, I don't know, I have to take a fricken shower everyday in PE.
2. how many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? See above answer, genius.
3. have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? uhh..m...wha? Oh, sorry, I was staring at your crotch.
5. have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Yes, everyday.
6. have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy? yes, I get tested everyday. I ignore the fact that I've never had sex.
7. is love at first sight really lust? sqee.
GREED
1. how many credit cards do you own? Do I count stolen ones?
2. what's your guilty pleasure store? Kinkos.
3. if you had $1 million, what would you do with it? use it to wipe my ass.
4. would you rather be rich, or famous? Richly famous.
5. would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? $$$
6. have you ever stolen anything? yes, I stole a house once.
7. how many MP3s are on your hard drive? haha...hard drive...haha.
PRIDE
1. what one thing have you done that you're most proud of? I once parted my hair perfectly straight.
2. what one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of? breathing.
3. what thing would you like to accomplish in your life? wrestle naked with michelle branch in a pool of tapioka pudding.
4. do you get annoyed by coming in second place? out of what?
5. have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? are you kidding?
6. have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? cheaters always win.
7. what did you do today that you're proud of? my layout.
ENVY
1. what item (or characteristic) of your friends would you most want to have for your own? my beauty, wit, cleverness, personality, etc.
2. who would you want to go on "trading spaces" with? my dog.
3. if you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? luc skywalker.
4. have you ever been cheated on? yes, during a game of cards...bitch.
5. have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? yes, I hate my big toe.
6. finally, what is your favorite deadly sin? mushrooms.
:D lol, incase you're a little slow, this is dripping with sarcasm.