Untitled #26 (Gen, PG)

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Title: Untitled #26
Rating: PG
Category: Gen oneshot
Word Count: 1060
Characters: Dean and Castiel
Spoilers: None
Summary: Dean shops and Castiel observes.
Author’s Notes: From here. For astrothsknot who asked for something where Dean goes shopping. Castiel comes too. Dean resists the urge to kill him.
Disclaimer: The following characters and situations are

Comments

[legoline]

This. This. *flails* This is brilliant. Brilliant. I love your Castiel here. He kind of reminds me of Brad Pitt's character in "Meeting Joe Black" :D Poor Castiel being all clueless.

"I sense that you are growing agitated with me."
I laughed out loud at this. This is gold :D

[pixel_0]

Hee, yeah, that's kind of who I was thinking of while I was writing this. But, I decided not to have Castiel develop an odd fascination with peanut butter here. ;)

Thank you! I'm so glad you liked it! :D

[legoline]

Hee, yeah, that's kind of who I was thinking of while I was writing this.

BRAIN TWINS! :D

Aw, now all I can think of is Castiel trying peanut butter. *melts*

I LOVE IT :D

Hee! Dean is eating pretzels on your icon! (I ate the most expensive pretzel ever in San Francisco. These things cost next to nothing over here. I never imagined they could be sold as something so special and overpriced O_O)

*is busy interpreting WAY too much in the use of the Welch farm in the pilot episode*

[pixel_0]

Whee! :D

Haha, okay, so somebody should write "Meet Joe Black," but with SPN characters, yes? *looks around* Anybody...? Anybody at all?

Yup! :D (Was it from a street vendor? I think sometimes that food can be more expensive than just regular grocery store food. But, I hope it was good for as much as it cost! :) )

Oh? Finding anything interesting?

[mimblexwimble]

This is all kinds of awesome. Castiel is so matter-of-fact and clueless, Dean is so Dean (sorry, there's just no other word good enough)! I love this. :)

[pixel_0]

Haha, Dean is both an adjective and a noun! ;D

Thank you very much! :D

[_sapphiredreams]

Dean is both an adjective and a noun!
Sounds like an icon. Lol.

[pixel_0]

Haha, yes! :D

[_sapphiredreams]

Funny!

"I sense that you are growing agitated with me."

"You sense right,"

My favorite lines. I also love the healthy food section. Ha! I love Castiel.

[pixel_0]

Yay! I feel like I'm better at the dark and dramatic stuff, so I'm always especially happy when somebody finds my writing funny! :D

Castiel's great. He's quickly becoming my new favorite character. :)

[_sapphiredreams]

Well, I assure you that I laughed actually out loud two or three times. :D

Castiel has made himself a home right up there with Dean for me. Demonic!Sam has been falling down my list. Maybe now that he's lost some demon blood he'll get a little back to normal for a little while. Who knows.

[pixel_0]

*does a happy dance* Thank you! :D

Me too. :) As for demonic!Sam, I have a feeling that the season finale is going to hit us hard. I haven't read any spoilers, but just with the depth they've been going this season, I've got a feeling we're not done with demonic!Sam yet... :/

[tigriswolf]

Oh, *sporfles* This is wonderful.

[pixel_0]

Yay! Thank you! :D

[layne67]

Heheh.

Love this. And I'm thinking that Castiel would have a LOT more questions if this were a wincest story. Like, what is that lube for, Dean? :P

[pixel_0]

Ha, I did think of that option. One of the exchanges in my mind for a Wincest version would be Dean buying condoms.

Castiel: "Condoms? You have chosen the lubricated brand. What are these used for?"

Dean (annoyed): "You wanna know what they're used for? They're used for fu--"

Sam (jumping in, embarrassed): "Fu..fun! FUN. They are used for FUN."

(Dean shoots Sam dirty look. Sam facepalms.)

Haha. Maybe I'll have to do the Wincest version of Dean and Castiel go shopping...

Thank you for reading! :D

[layne67]

Yes, please!! A wincest version would be awesome. I could see Dean discussing the merits of the different types of condoms. Hee, poor Castiel! And poor Sam!