Comments | pixeldrift: Pimped out

pixeldrift

Pimped out

Jan 31, 2009 15:34

Her: if i found you any random dates, would you go on them?

Me: Uhh.... why?

Her: because I WILL.
i'll find lots. you won't have to do anything but go.
it's just so that you can get practice going the next step.

Me: Color me skeptical.

Her: well, i have already set the ball rolling, so be ready.

Me: WHAT!?!

Her: this is your heads-up

Me: ( Read more... )

dating, internet, friends, craigslist, weird

Comments 7

rai8302 January 31 2009, 23:32:21 UTC

That's . . . something I haven't had the pleasure of. . .

Good luck :)

anonymous February 1 2009, 03:46:23 UTC

Hey! This reminds me of when I tried to pimp you out on AdventistMatch.com. Which reminds me, I should totally update that account...

--Erica

pixeldrift February 1 2009, 18:52:03 UTC

Please tell me you're joking.

anonymous February 2 2009, 07:19:35 UTC

Well, I can't actually update it now, since they're doing some type of site re-vamp. But if you were talking about if I did make an account--yes I did. And I know I showed it to you one time (Relax, your photo's not on there).

--Erica

nuttynuthatch February 1 2009, 07:39:31 UTC

Please, don't give my friends any ideas!!!! :P

Of course, anyone who would try to "sell" a date with me forgot to add the fine print. Things like not drinking and not smoking, for example.

For you, standard "void where prohibited" should suffice.

pixeldrift February 1 2009, 19:08:50 UTC

Some conditions apply. At participating locations only.

Or how about simply, "Offer not valid."

nuttynuthatch February 1 2009, 20:57:57 UTC

"...not valid in all 50 states, Puerto Rico, Guam, and the rest of the world."

or, how about common on those "We'll give you a gift card" offers:
"Pixeldrift is not a participating member or sponsor of this program."