the gods choose to make me the horniest creature on two legs at the same time that Im all broken out and blotchy and bloated. It's just not fair damnit.
Hey! That just happened to me, and I still got action.
Just don't stop *believing* that you are a sexy bitch. Yea so what if that enormous spot just under your lip like a herpes sore has been pussing up for two days already but still isn't ready to pop, yea, so what! Look at that sassy ass!! Look at ME! I'll rock your world baby, yea! Ugh.
If only my schedule wasn't chock full of training and train-the-trainer goodness, not to mention back and leg pain . . . and no, it's not fair. Although chocolate can make up for a lot.
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Just don't stop *believing* that you are a sexy bitch. Yea so what if that enormous spot just under your lip like a herpes sore has been pussing up for two days already but still isn't ready to pop, yea, so what! Look at that sassy ass!! Look at ME! I'll rock your world baby, yea! Ugh.
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