Never so acturate...

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This weed hiatus is killing me and I'm not even half the way there yet. Tasha, on the other hand, seems to be enjoying this too much. Who else was i gonna give the hash to? Mmmm cookies. That was totally fat-girl. On that note, i'm out.

Maybe I'm not as sleepy as I thought. But I could sure use a beer.

Ahem... I had a wonderful Saturday night. Clearly, I saw Brad and that was great. Man, I am so wasted right now, you wouldn't even believe. But I think I play it off ok. Something trashy is on tv but I can't find the remote. I wonder if why people get tattoos. It's not that I don't want one, they just sound painful. yeah. Definitely NO to the ( Read more... )

Too much cannabis. Too many ice cream sandwiches. Too little sleep. Too little hope.

I did it! Today I put the down payment on my new car. So this time next week I will be the proud operator of a 1997 White Dodge Neon! YYYYAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!! The perks: new car, duh. The downer: a tape-deck??? Who listens to cassettes anymore? I guess that'd be me ( Read more... )

First day of war, and George W. is already launchin' missiles and shit. That's my president :) Nobody does it better than Bush. Well, maybe Clinton, but that's a different story. I've been thinking... war = inflation, so does that mean the price of weed will go up too? Man, that would suck. I know I'm making light of a pretty heavy situation, but ( Read more... )

Blah... the day has been blah. I think the week will be blah. What a profound statement, i know. Tomorrow promises to be productive though, I'll make sure of it :) Ya right. Tasha stopped by today. What a nice little treat that was. We swapped <3 stories- we are truly stumped. I know she wants me to shut up, so I will. Chelsea Out.

Before i say anything, i just wanna say it's too early to be all capitalized and punctuated correctly. But it's almost 5 in the a.m. and i'm up, and board crazy, and flat out dumbfounded ( Read more... )

Holy shit, I have never seen anything this fuckin' funny since... since ever. Now, I know it's not "polite" to laugh at someone's downfall, but this stupid ass is afraid of little people. Like, she seriously runs and screams whenever she sees a midget. I mean, this is comedy. There's this other bitch that is so scared of cats that she had to wear ( Read more... )