I know it's really short notice, but...

ATTENTION: Nothing's going on at my house tomorrow. Mum changed her mind when she saw the weather. SO, DO NOT show up at my house tomorrow, nothing's going on. NOTHING. We're fixing it up a bit more for your viewing pleasure so DON'T SHOW UP TO MY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Thank you for your time. SO. Last night was ( Read more... )

SO, this moving shit is pretty interesting ( Read more... )

"There's a new femenine hygiene spray out on the market," confided Sarah to Denisse at Denisse's TuperWare party. "It's called SSY."
"Oh yeah?" Said Denisse, "how come?"
"That's what you get when you take the PU out of Pussy."

There ya go.

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So, I had a great day yesterday, and a mediocre one today ( Read more... )

-Eye roll- Attention:
New adress is now effective on FEB 10 2005.
Not the 6th, NOT the 6th. Don't show up and scare the poor people still living there.

New address now effective on the 10, the 10!!!!!

Way closer to posting those pictures.

I wanna hold hands with someone while walking to the swings in the park, and having them think I'm kinda neat ( Read more... )

Does anyone have black guy repelent?
Geesh.

Anyway.
I squeezed a 16 gauge into a 18 gauge hole today. It felt good.
Em, yeah.

I finally finished Madt's pants. He got me the Mitch Hedgburg "Strategic Grill Locations" CD.
I LOVE IT.
Shit.
LOL.

You know, I've forgotten how to be me ( Read more... )

I think it's time for a shower ( Read more... )