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[pixiedust22]

so i accidently set my purse on fire at the bar last night. i was sober. that's the sad thing.

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[wickity]

Yeah, we're gonna need more of this story.

[pixiedust22]

haha. there really isnt much else to it. i wasnt watching where i had flicked the ash off my cig because i was talking to my friend next to me. 5 mins later i smelled something burning but i thought someone had just struck a match for their cigs. the smell got more intense and then finally the bartender was like, omg hey your purse! and im like what?! oh! okay. and calmly removed the burning paper in it. i acted like it's a daily occurence. i have no idea why i didnt flip out. :\ NO ONE else in the bar noticed it or told me. just the bartender. who then gave me a free shot due to it.

[herrmitt1]

yea, you need better material to hit on bartenders with. Lighting your purse on fire to get his attention probably isnt the best option.

[meowremix3804]

You're officially my hero today.