Did you hear?? Isaac ate three garbage plates!

[pixiesatemybaby]

Snow, snow, snow. People were seriously driving like blind arthritic grandmas on my way home from Batavia today. Christ, people, you live in WNY, snow is hardly a foreign substance. And granted, I'm hardly a seasoned winter driver, but jesus

Comments

[majorbob]

best lj update ever

[pixiesatemybaby]

lol, why? because it was practically incoherent?

[majorbob]

it was so thorough yet extraordinarily concise

[pixiesatemybaby]

hahah why thank you.

[orphe_]

i'm not a boozy floozy, i just have an affection for spirits and slightly loose morals.

[pixiesatemybaby]

i only used it cause it rhymed and i was too lazy to be any more creative.

[orphe_]

ho [typo but i'm keeping it!] no, i liked it.